Guitar Tricks - Something funny that happened at supper

earthman buck

02-23-2006, 07:33 PM

My little brother Connor is a huge KISS fan, and I always make fun of him for it. He’s always strutting around the house singing his godawful KISS lyrics. Today I noticed a KISS song he put on Media Player called “Two Sides of the Coin.” I found it to be a hilarious title for a song, so at suppertime I asked him to sing it for me. He did, and I laughed my ass off. So I kept naming other KISS songs that I thought had funny names, and he would sing them. It was great fun. Then, all of a sudden, he burst out singing the phrase “Silent Lucidityyyyy.” He did it so falsetto-y I wasn’t exactly sure what he said.

Me: (laughing) “What did you just say? ‘Silent Lucidity’?”
Connor: “Yeah….”
Me: “That’s lame! Is that a real song?”
Connor: “Yeah, but not a KISS song.”
Me: “Well who sings it?”
Connor: “I dunno…..Queensdouche or something….”

At this point I couldn’t contain my laughter.

Me: (pissing myself) “You mean Queensryche?”
Connor: “I guess…..”

Ha. Queensdouche.

ericthecableguy

02-23-2006, 07:50 PM

Ha, how old is he?

earthman buck

02-23-2006, 08:05 PM

Ha, how old is he?

He's twelve.

Dr_simon

02-23-2006, 08:14 PM

I once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).

IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!

Cryptic Excretions

02-23-2006, 08:28 PM

I once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).

IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!
Man... you saw them when I was born.

Tonja_Renee

02-23-2006, 08:35 PM

1984 - I would have been in Junior High back then...

Cryptic Excretions

02-23-2006, 08:37 PM

Man... all you old people... yep, I've got my whole life ahead of me.

rockonn91

02-23-2006, 08:56 PM

Man... all you old people... yep, I've got my whole life ahead of me.
and I even more than you! HA!

Cryptic Excretions

02-23-2006, 09:14 PM

and I even more than you! HA!
So there's a gap in my plan.

jiujitsu_jesus

02-24-2006, 02:40 AM

I once saw Queensdouche supporting Dio (1984 or something).

IMHO, he is closer than he knows with the name !!

:eek: ... I don't know what to say. I love Queensryche, they're one of my favourite metal bands. Operation:Mindcrime part II comes out this year!

Man, I would have killed to have seen them live when they were in their prime. Unfortunately, that was four years before I was born :(

Jolly McJollyson

02-24-2006, 03:14 AM

Wait, what's wrong with Kiss?

STRUTTER!!!

arska007

02-24-2006, 03:44 AM

what's not wrong with KISS??(Keep It Simple Stupid)
and you all are old,i waited 7 years to be borned at 1984 :p

earthman buck

02-24-2006, 11:17 AM

Wait, what's wrong with Kiss?

STRUTTER!!!

If I may quote a few lines from "Do You Love Me?".....

You really like my limousine
You like the way the wheels roll
You like my seven inch leather heels
And goin' to all of the shows, but

Do you love me, do you love me
Do you love me, really love me

And that, good sir, is what is wrong with KISS. Also wrong is Paul Stanley's introduction to "Cold Gin":

"How many of y'all like the taste of ALCOHOL?"

acapella

02-24-2006, 11:40 AM

Hahaha, maybe that's what the kid was rocking out to when he died. You can just imagine it, KISS blaring in the background, him snapping his arms to his sides and launching out the window, probably thinking "Gene would do it!!!"

Akira

02-24-2006, 01:41 PM

acapella

02-24-2006, 03:01 PM

Akira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)

earthman buck

02-24-2006, 03:05 PM

Akira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)
I wish Akira LMAO'd at something I said.......

Cryptic Excretions

02-24-2006, 03:05 PM

Akira thinks I'm funny! The gold standard! My life's work is complete! :)
My life goal hasn't been completed yet. Not since I saw the first time I saw this thread. Since that day I changed my life goal to rock myself to death.

acapella

02-24-2006, 03:12 PM

That's an easily attainable goal, especially if you have a man-sized window and a trampoline bed.

earthman buck

02-24-2006, 03:18 PM

My life goal hasn't been completed yet. Not since I saw the first time I saw this thread. Since that day I changed my life goal to rock myself to death.
That's always been my goal, but this isn't that thread. This is the "Queensdouche" thread. Somehow, they are linked.

acapella

02-24-2006, 03:22 PM

That was me, of course. I have a knack for running threads off their tracks...and right into my plan!!!

ericthecableguy

02-24-2006, 03:41 PM

:eek: ... I don't know what to say. I love Queensryche, they're one of my favourite metal bands. Operation:Mindcrime part II comes out this year!

Man, I would have killed to have seen them live when they were in their prime. Unfortunately, that was four years before I was born :(

Just listened to 'Speak'. O ya.

Cryptic Excretions

02-24-2006, 04:28 PM

That's always been my goal, but this isn't that thread. This is the "Queensdouche" thread. Somehow, they are linked.
Is any thread really its own thread anymore? Someone posts a thread and an average of five posts pass until the topic has changed. So essentially what's it matter where you post? It'll be an old topic by the end of the day anyway.

Cryptic Excretions

02-24-2006, 04:29 PM

I wish Akira LMAO'd at something I said.......
Akira always LMAOs me. He gives great LMAO jobs.

Akira

02-24-2006, 05:53 PM

Akira always LMAOs me. He gives great LMAO jobs.

*licks lips*

*LMAOs you*

Cryptic Excretions

02-24-2006, 07:14 PM

*licks lips*

*LMAOs you*
Oooohh.... mmmmmm.... hhhhmmmmm.... eeehhh.... aaahh....AAAAAAHHHHH. Damn.... that was a good one. Got a smoke?

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-24-2006, 09:09 PM

LMAOS both cryptic and akira..

yeah.. I just LMAO'd two dudes at once.

Leedogg

02-24-2006, 10:20 PM

LMAOS both cryptic and akira..

yeah.. I just LMAO'd two dudes at once.

I'd keep that to myself unless you're from South Florida or San Fran. Then be loud and proud little sea gull!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-24-2006, 10:38 PM

I'd keep that to myself unless you're from South Florida or San Fran. Then be loud and proud little sea gull!
distance from my house to san fran (according to mapquest): 47.10 miles.. total estimated time: 52 minutes

nough said.
I like chicks by the way..

acapella

02-25-2006, 01:08 AM

Shouldn't somebody be banning this guy? I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough.

Leedogg

02-25-2006, 01:52 PM

Did I miss a flaming match?

jiujitsu_jesus

02-25-2006, 01:56 PM

Shouldn't somebody be banning this guy? I don't know about you guys, but I've had enough.

Oh, let me guess - fingersofflame-or-whatever-his-name-was started spamming this thread as well. Either that, or acapella wants to ban Akira for his indecent and promiscuous LMAOing of Cryptic :D

rockonn91

02-25-2006, 02:04 PM

yeah i was wondering the same thing.... like he said that right under 6strngs and i thought that was kinda weird....

magicninja

02-25-2006, 02:55 PM

There are a few deleted posts in there. It was some idiot kid who won't be back.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-25-2006, 04:01 PM

Did I miss a flaming match?
not necessarily a match.. just some guy who came in uttering profanitys for no reason... most of them were phrases that came straight from the south park movie.

ericthecableguy

02-25-2006, 07:56 PM

There are a few deleted posts in there. It was some idiot kid who won't be back.

Who was it...I think I know.

Leedogg

02-25-2006, 09:39 PM

Prolly just Jolly blowin' off some steam.

rockonn91

02-25-2006, 09:46 PM

haha, he has quite a reputation around these parts... it probably gets excruciating! wouldnt blame him a bit :p

ericthecableguy

02-25-2006, 11:00 PM

Prolly just Jolly blowin' off some steam.

I doubt it.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-26-2006, 02:15 AM

in recent times, I think jolly has actually proven himself to be more mature then that.

jiujitsu_jesus

02-26-2006, 03:44 AM

Jolly McJollyson

02-26-2006, 05:33 AM

Prolly just Jolly blowin' off some steam.
Only in Music Theory, man.

earthman buck

02-26-2006, 01:54 PM

Anyway, back to the original topic (for once :rolleyes: )...

"Queensdouche"?! That's just unforgivable! Earthman, give your brother a good hard punch from me (and make him listen to "Rage For Order", if he hasn't already done so).
Why would I punch him for that? That's just cruel. And why would I make him listen to that? That's even crueler.

Now that that's been settled, everyone please feel free to stray from the topic once again.

ericthecableguy

02-26-2006, 05:50 PM

Why would I punch him for that? That's just cruel. And why would I make him listen to that? That's even crueler.

Now that that's been settled, everyone please feel free to stray from the topic once again.

Ok. Anyone seen 'a night at the roxbury?'

earthman buck

02-27-2006, 11:52 AM

Ok. Anyone seen 'a night at the roxbury?'
Part of it. I thought it sucked nut.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-27-2006, 02:14 PM

Tonja_Renee

02-27-2006, 02:20 PM

The last movie I saw was Hostil.... I'm traumatized for life now... That was just sick.... People told me - Oh you have to go see it - so I did and it was just... well sick.

The first half wasn't bad in a perverted sort of way.. but the second half... SICK.

Jolly McJollyson

02-27-2006, 02:21 PM

anyone seen hide and seek? it was really good IMO..
Really? I absolutely hated it. Like, I left the theater wishing they no longer shove any more poorly written dialogue all but dragging me to its obvious and precedented conclusion. Oh no, it was Robert DeNiro the whole time? Who'da thunk it!?

Then just that total garbage anti-climactic ending. Yeah, yeah, she shot him...ohhh nooo there might be a new crazy split personality, though! WATCH OUT!

Oh, ps, spoiler alert.

jiujitsu_jesus

02-27-2006, 02:28 PM

anyone seen hide and seek? it was really good IMO..

Unfortunately, somebody actually told me the ending before I saw it, so I found it a bit grating. I would've found it pretty grating anyway, though, with De Niro's acting...

aschleman

02-27-2006, 03:18 PM

anyone seen hide and seek? it was really good IMO..

how about Dark water? that one was OK.. not great though

How about Lord of war? that one was actually really good. not like the best movie ever, but it was really good

I've seen alot of movies lately, can you tell? I have one of those movie pass things, so I take out as many movies as I want for one monthly fee.. so I've been watching a different movie every night.. I'm running out of new releases though, so I'm going to have start pulling some oldies off the shelves.

Hide and Seek was a pretty good film... but forgettable. As with Dark Water... I actually just saw Lord of War last weekend and I thought it was one of Cages better movies...

Some movies you might want to check out... if you haven't already seen them... Crash (a newer movie... one of my favorites), Pulp Fiction, Dazed and Confused, A Man on Fire, The Professional, Donnie Brasco, Blow, Gus Van Zants Last Days (based on Kurt Cobain), Empire, if you like Tom Cruise and haven't seen it yet... A Few Good Men... if you like plot twists check out Basic with Travolta... War movies: Black Hawk Down, Thin Red Line, Navy SEALs (cheesy but still good), Sniper, Behind Enemy Lines, GI Jane...

Haha... theres gotta be a few in there that you haven't seen... I also went and saw Running Scared with Paul Walker... I'm not a fan of Walkers previous works but this one is actually not too bad... Its got some very Terrentino like scenes... I recommend it.

earthman buck

02-27-2006, 03:24 PM

... I'm not a fan of Walkers previous works but this one is actually not too bad... Its got some very Terrentino like scenes... I recommend it.
Tarantino.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-28-2006, 12:44 AM

well, I rented Mr. and mrs. smith tonight, I saw it in theaters w/ my gf at the time. so, I didn't really see the whole movie if you know what I mean.. so I thought I'd rent it to watch what I missed.. as I recall, it was a pretty cheesy movie, but it had enough explosions to keep my interest. lol

I'm really into horror movies though.. though the movie I watched last night (house of 9) was pathetically stupid, and I'm pretty sure it was a british movie, since every single character had a british accent (except the stereotypical black guy, as portrayed by racist british white people, who had like an african accent) seriously, one guy said "laboratory" and pronounced it "luh-bore-a-tory" and I was like.. dude, this movie isn't going to be scary.. no offense to british people at all, I've just never seen a british movie that I liked.. and that one dude, hugh grant or whatever, I hate every movie I've ever seen him in. grr..

jiujitsu_jesus

02-28-2006, 02:19 AM

and that one dude, hugh grant or whatever, I hate every movie I've ever seen him in. grr..

Oh, Love Actually was okay. Then again, that had a ton of other actors in it.

Akira

02-28-2006, 09:29 AM

no offense to british people at all, I've just never seen a british movie that I liked..

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004R76F.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Go rent that, then retract your previous statement.

Cryptic Excretions

02-28-2006, 09:48 AM

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004R76F.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Go rent that, then retract your previous statement.
That was a great movie. I've been meaning to buy it. In follow up to that one, here's one by the same director.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JGO7.08.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Akira

02-28-2006, 09:50 AM

That was a great movie. I've been meaning to buy it. In follow up to that one, here's one by the same director.

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JGO7.08.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Snatch is also great!

iamthe_eggman

02-28-2006, 10:53 AM

I've seen alot of movies lately, can you tell? I have one of those movie pass things, so I take out as many movies as I want for one monthly fee.. so I've been watching a different movie every night.. I'm running out of new releases though, so I'm going to have start pulling some oldies off the shelves.

Hitchcock! Vertigo is one of the best movies of all time, in my opinion.

Check out "My Life Without Me", also. Great movie... keep the kleenex handy, though.

earthman buck

02-28-2006, 10:56 AM

no offense to british people at all, I've just never seen a british movie that I liked..
I think the Brits are better at everything. Movies, comedy, you name it.

acapella

02-28-2006, 11:30 AM

I think the Brits are better at everything. Movies, comedy, you name it.

What about tooth brushing? My uncle went there, he said that they grow one long thumbnail to clean their teeth with.

Cryptic Excretions

02-28-2006, 12:35 PM

Now that's being resourceful.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-28-2006, 12:58 PM

I think the Brits are better at everything. Movies, comedy, you name it.
I've never been much of a fan of british humor either.. except you akira, you're one funny brit.. and monty python.. that's about it.

well, obviously I now have alot of movies I have to watch, I better get busy!

jiujitsu_jesus

02-28-2006, 01:01 PM

Do you guys get the Little Britain TV series over in America? There's some side-splitting British humour for you.

magicninja

02-28-2006, 01:09 PM

How about Clockwork Orange? Was "Trainspotting" a Brit film? "Goblet of Fire" wasn't bad.

jiujitsu_jesus

02-28-2006, 02:41 PM

There's this British director, Michael Winterbottom - he's a genius. Watch "Welcome to Sarajevo".

earthman buck

02-28-2006, 02:59 PM

Do you guys get the Little Britain TV series over in America? There's some side-splitting British humour for you.
We get it in Canada. I love that show!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

02-28-2006, 03:26 PM

I've never seen little britain

and I forgot about the harry potter movies, they were pretty good.

ericthecableguy

02-28-2006, 03:33 PM

We get it in Canada. I love that show!

What channel?

earthman buck

02-28-2006, 05:16 PM

What channel?
It's on BBC every now and again, but more often than that it's on Showcase. This is all assuming, of course, that you don't have farmer-vision.

Cryptic Excretions

02-28-2006, 09:24 PM

I've never seen little britain

and I forgot about the harry potter movies, they were pretty good.
How about that, you like more British crap than you thought. Learn something new every day, eh?

ericthecableguy

02-28-2006, 09:28 PM

This is all assuming, of course, that you don't have farmer-vision.

Nope. Basic Cable. Low Def baby.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-01-2006, 12:51 AM

How about that, you like more British crap than you thought. Learn something new every day, eh?
apparently! and yes, I try to learn something new every day, even if that means learning something like how to make a squeeking noise when you fart.

rockonn91

03-01-2006, 08:42 AM

Nope. Basic Cable. Low Def baby.
hey, i got 5 channels. dont wanna hear it. :rolleyes:

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-01-2006, 03:12 PM

hey, i got 5 channels. dont wanna hear it. :rolleyes:
how do you live????

I've got normal cable and HDTV which give an extra 5 or so channels in HD, along with certain shows on certain stations in HD, CSI for example. that's nothing special, but my 65" widescreen HDTV is. :p

rockonn91

03-01-2006, 03:15 PM

you make me sad. very, very sad indeed.

earthman buck

03-01-2006, 03:17 PM

you make me sad. very, very sad indeed.
Why? The only thing worse than sitting on your ass and watching TV all day is revolving your whole life around a forum you somehow feel is family to you.

acapella

03-01-2006, 03:18 PM

Why? The only thing worse than sitting on your ass and watching TV all day is revolving your whole life around a forum you somehow feel is family to you.

I really doubt that's the only thing worse. What about having your leg gnawed off by a drummer?

Akira

03-01-2006, 03:19 PM

I've never been much of a fan of british humor either.. except you akira, you're one funny brit.. and monty python.. that's about it.

I guess some people just find British humour hard to grasp, I don't know.

magicninja

03-01-2006, 03:21 PM

i have dish network so I have hundreds of channels of crap.

rockonn91

03-01-2006, 03:21 PM

Why? The only thing worse than sitting on your ass and watching TV all day is revolving your whole life around a forum you somehow feel is family to you.
oh you dont know the story behind my sad, very sad remark. you see, ive been sick all week. home alone with naught but 5 channels and a bunch of disney movies. you'd be sad too.