Things I am not

[Andrew Sa]

whilst in a not-too sober frame of mind a few weeks ago, I compiled a mental list of things I am not...for instance...:
I am not tall
I am not dark-haired
I am not employed


but most importantly of all.... I AM NOT...OFF to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does!!!

[Leedogg]

Things I am:

Hungover at work right now.
Miserable.
Hungry and Queasy.
Sensitive to light.
Headache-prone.
Sleepy.
A badass.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Things I will be (when I grow up):

Solid Snake
An intergalactic bounty hunter
a sinking tanker ship
a cactuar
a box of business card holders
a test tube baby

[earthman buck]

Things I have eaten in the past:

paperclips
meat

[ericthecableguy]

What I did last night, got fireworks shot at me by my friends-and taped it!

[bigbuda]

I Am Not

A neurosurgeon
A corrupt government official
A famous blind piano player
A famous guitar player


I Am

good at killing deer.

:D

[stackny]

Understand this thread! :confused:

[PonyOne]

I am not

-short
-homosexual
-obese
-skinny
-smelly
-murderous
-stupid
-conservative
-interesting
-mean
-energetic
-religious
-a fan of pork
-thinking while typing this
-fatalistic
-stoked
-hungry

I am, however

-sick
-twisted
-evil
-vile
-tall
-immoral
-cruel
-vicious
-stylish
-enjoying the fruits of capitalism while hypocritically against capitalism at its root
-frustrated
-headache-infused
-holding a bird

[Cryptic Excretions]

I might be:

The clerk at your local grocer
Ron Jeremy
a roadie for Carlos Santana
Elvis (assuming the rumors of death are false)
an operator for your internet company
a farmer
a well made program that respondes with things it might be to posts like this that just happen to show up
a cactuar
a figment of your imagination

[Leedogg]

A cactuar? Like in FFIII for the SNES? Those guys provided hella magic points to pump up your espers.

[Akira]

http://www.jf3d.com/res/cactuar.jpg

Mwuahahahahahahaha!!

[bigbuda]

That reminds me.

I am not

a giant fighting robot.

[Jolly McJollyson]

I am-

Straight
Thin
Near-sighted
Chickmagnet
Music genious
Molder of english

I am not-

Brooke Burke
Dan Akroyd
Single
Blind
Too bad at rapping

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I am -

a lead-foot
hopeful
anxious
in deep thought
a sexual machine
crazy
your worst nightmare

I am not -

your mailman
a box of chocolates
happy
sure of anything
going to let you win
a born winner
satisfied

[earthman buck]

I am:

the walrus
grouchy
made of paper bags and bubblegum
a nice boy

I am not:

your mother
a chocolate cake
a sparrow
a Good Charlotte fan

[magicninja]

I'm not

naked.....yet
grounded
square
weak
stupid
Wilson Pickett
Clicking on this damn thread anymore

I'm

earthman_buck's invisible hero ^^^^
pretty..oh so pretty
Cold
thirsty
learning
typing
just wondering


I could be

a movie star (if I could get out of this place)
outside your door
a fed
doo doo doo looking out my backdoor
wrong

[stackny]

I'm not




I could be

a movie star (if I could get out of this place)


Youre getting rep points for that one. Billy Joel rules.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I am:

the walrus
damn, I should have thought of that one!

[Jolly McJollyson]

doo doo doo looking out my backdoor
Hey! I saw John Fogerty over the summer!

[magicninja]

Hey! I saw John Fogerty over the summer!
Yeah! Sweetness!!

[earthman buck]

John Fogerty rocks my socks.

[Cryptic Excretions]

A cactuar? Like in FFIII for the SNES? Those guys provided hella magic points to pump up your espers.
Hell yeah. Cactuars rule. I wish they existed so I could have a pet cactuar.

[Andrew Sa]

Hell yeah. Cactuars rule. I wish they existed so I could have a pet cactuar.
sorry to be misinformed, but what the hell is a Cactuar?

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

sorry to be misinformed, but what the hell is a Cactuar?
see post number 11, posted by akira

that's right isn't it? (I've only played ff1 and ff2)

[sailorjim]

Since I have been married 3 times I can tell you with out a doubt what I am and what I am not

First Wife Says : I a jerk

Second wife says : I am a jerk

Third wife who I am still married to: Is working up to saying I am a Jerk

Soit is not hard to do the math.. I am a Jerk..


This is what I am not:

Rich!!!!!!!

[Cryptic Excretions]

see post number 11, posted by akira

that's right isn't it? (I've only played ff1 and ff2)
Yeah. The cactuar's been in all of them since the sixth final fantasy. In Japan it's called a sabotender, and in final fantasy 6 (3 on the super nintendo) it was called a cactrot, but they changed it to cactuar from 7 on. In other news, at work I've managed to get the cactuar as our unofficial team mascot.

[bigbuda]

I am not

just posting this to boost my post count. :D

[magicninja]

Yeah, me either.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I am not

just posting this to boost my post count. :D
Yeah, me either.
liars!

and no, I didn't just say that just to boost my post count! :p

[magicninja]

liars!

and no, I didn't just say that just to boost my post count! :p

What are you a polygraph? :p Yes, that one was to boost my count. :D

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

What are you a polygraph? :p Yes, that one was to boost my count. :D
well, sometimes I like to pretend..

[bigbuda]

Seriously though, I wasn't. HAHAHA

[Poontang_clan]

Okay I Am Not :
Dead
Biulding a robot out of Carrots
a Rapist
Being raped
old enough to drive
Asian( i wish i was)
Purple
A door mat
A loaf of bread
a plastic fork
toothpaste
A magic stallion that realeases fairy dust when i fly
Homosexual( not that there is anything wrong with that)
not hungry

These are things that not i am one more im not is Sam I Am

[bigbuda]

Green Eggs And Ham
Is what I'm not
I would not eat them
On a pot

I would not eat them
in the rain
But when I get high enough
I'll eat them again.

[xXsyashaXx]

Okay I Am Not :
Dead
Biulding a robot out of Carrots
a Rapist
Being raped
old enough to drive
Asian( i wish i was)
Purple
A door mat
A loaf of bread
a plastic fork
toothpaste
A magic stallion that realeases fairy dust when i fly
Homosexual( not that there is anything wrong with that)
not hungry

These are things that not i am one more im not is Sam I Am

Tell me..why do you wanna be an Asian?

[Andrew Sa]

yes...tell us...why?

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Tell me..why do you wanna be an Asian?
duh! sure, the asians are nerds that never get laid in high school and college.. but when real-life rolls around.. well.. it is most likely that the asian will wind up being the big boss. making the big bucks, and having the girls crawling all over him.

plus, that whole "being able to do complicated math in your head" thing might come in useful

[Leedogg]

duh! sure, the asians are nerds that never get laid in high school and college.. but when real-life rolls around.. well.. it is most likely that the asian will wind up being the big boss. making the big bucks, and having the girls crawling all over him.

plus, that whole "being able to do complicated math in your head" thing might come in useful

You do realize that those are just stereotypes right? That's like saying I wish I was Mexican so that when nap-time rolled around I had that **** on lockdown.

[bigbuda]

You do realize that those are just stereotypes right? That's like saying I wish I was Mexican so that when nap-time rolled around I had that **** on lockdown.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

You do realize that those are just stereotypes right? That's like saying I wish I was Mexican so that when nap-time rolled around I had that **** on lockdown.
LMAO!

yes, I realize they're stereotypes. what I said doesn't apply to all asians. just 99% of the ones who live in america.

[Hammurabi]

what I said doesn't apply to all asians. just 99% of the ones who live in america.
I'm having a hard time thinking of an appropriate response for that statement that does not severely violate the rules of this forum.

[Poontang_clan]

Tell me..why do you wanna be an Asian? Asians have cool eyes and are good at everything

[Cryptic Excretions]

Asians have cool eyes and are good at everything
Does that mean Steve Vai's in actuality an asian?

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I'm having a hard time thinking of an appropriate response for that statement that does not severely violate the rules of this forum.
lighten up, it's all in the spirit of fun! if I wanted to offend someone, I would have said alot more then that

[jeffhx]

Asians have cool eyes and are good at everything

i think everyone's equal...but i'll enjoy that praise for the moment... :D

[xXsyashaXx]

hmm...guess why I asked in the first place, you'd be surprised

ROFLMFAO!!

[Akira]

Yay for over used stereotypes.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Yay for over used stereotypes.
nothing I've said is anything worse then what you'd find in a single episode of south park or family guy. let alone chappelle's show or mind of mencia!

if anyone is offended, they can pm me.

[Cryptic Excretions]

nothing I've said is anything worse then what you'd find in a single episode of south park or family guy. let alone chappelle's show or mind of mencia!

if anyone is offended, they can pm me.
I was offended. I didn't actually read anything you'd said so don't listen to me

[magicninja]

Unfortunatly this forum isn't a T.V. show where you can spout whatever comes to mind and it would be unwise to treat it as such.

[Akira]

nothing I've said is anything worse then what you'd find in a single episode of south park or family guy. let alone chappelle's show or mind of mencia!

if anyone is offended, they can pm me.

I'm not offended as such, I just found your assertions about Asians quite ignorant. I know what you said was probably meant to be a joke, but the internet does create a lot of ambigouity.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

6strngs... I do think he needs a slap upside the head occassionally but oh well.
that's from the "appreciation" thread.. I think now is one of those times I do need a slap upside the head. sorry guys, it was meant to be a joke, obviously not a very funny one. then me refusing to admit that I'm wrong, so I make more bs to back up my bs.. I'm just stubborn like that :rolleyes: I really don't have anything against asians.. once again, I'm sorry..

[bigbuda]

I am posting this just for the count. I mean I'm not. I'm not posting this just for the count. HAHAHAHAHA

[Akira]

It's alright 6strngs, just buy me some new gear and we'll forget all about it. :)

I'll take a custom shop Soloist, and a Rivera M100 head with some 4x12 cabs to boot, oh, and a record deal would do nicely.

Cheers.

[magicninja]

Who says you can't buy forgiveness? :D Right on 6strngs you're a better man than most. :)

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

It's alright 6strngs, just buy me some new gear and we'll forget all about it. :)

I'll take a custom shop Soloist, and a Rivera M100 head with some 4x12 cabs to boot, oh, and a record deal would do nicely.

Cheers.
well, I do have some gear I was considering putting up for sale to buy myself some stuff for my car.. let's see, I was going to sell my korg AX10G multi-effects pedal, my dunlop GCB-95 wah (which has less then 2 hours of use on it), my boss PW-2 (though, I'm actually considering keeping it for a while, it's a rare pedal now, and though I bought it for $40, I could probably sell it for $50 right now, so I might keep it to see how high in value in can get :D ), and the gibson USA gig bag that came with my sg, because I bought a hard case for it, and that's about it..

so, if any of that sounds appealing, give me a pm.. but no, I won't give it to you for free :p

[Andrew Sa]

fair play to 6strngs for the apology and acknowledgement...

[jiujitsu_jesus]

I AM:
-Devious
-Twisted
-Black-hearted
-Arrogant
-Catholic (hence the above four)
-Very short (hence the above five)
-Hopelessly lazy
-Communist (until we manage to vote our tyrannical PM out, at least)
-Addicted to the guitar and to music in general

I AM NOT:
-A bible-bashing wowser, despite the fact that my online alias contains the name, "Jesus"
-A jiujitsu master
-Faintly amusing
-Remotely threatening
-Particularly interesting

[Akira]

I am:

having a whole malt loaf to myself.

I am not:

having two malt loafs to myself. :(

[Andrew Sa]

in that case, may I have the other one?

[ericthecableguy]

I AM:
-A lover
-Listening to My name is mud
-Cool
-Canadian

I AM NOT:
-Gay
-A fighter
-Listening to Jerry was a race car driver
-No fool
-Akira

[Akira]

in that case, may I have the other one?

No.

[bigbuda]

I Am

Chilling in the Chat Room, won't someone join me?