Beware...

[killerqueen]

Beware the cat with no earings,
Beware the crow with no cheese,
Beware the camel with no golf clubs,
and fear the cow with no knees...

[Jolly McJollyson]

Beware the cat with no earings,
Beware the crow with no cheese,
Beware the camel with no golf clubs,
and fear the cow with no knees...
Spiraling downwards as I descend the staircase
I wonder what will become of it all.
That church on the hill
The beacon of religion I knew so well
Do all things fade?
Does all light burn out
And moon and star flee from sight?
Where on this unique, majestic vessel
This cosmic orb hurtling through space
Where on it, I ask
Shall our time be spent?
and with whom?
and for whom?

[Jolly McJollyson]

Beware the cat with no earrings
Beware the god without mercy
Beware the cold, indifferent glow of the sun
For in that cold
that bleak, unwelcoming cold
The very same that grips the spines of men
Men who would dare the bravest things
and yet dare not
when the time comes for them to be free.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Beware the cat with no earrings
Beware the god without mercy
Beware the cold, indifferent glow of the sun
For in that cold
that bleak, unwelcoming cold
The very same that grips the spines of men
Men who would dare the bravest things
and yet dare not
when the time comes for them to be free.
Beware the cat with no earrings
Beware of all things grey
For in that moment
all things shall pass away
and in that hour
the time shall come
where you shall choose what's right and wrong
Beware of the hands moving fast
and the pages turning quickly
for you shall soon find the end of the past
and it will all end so sickly

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

oh sorry, were we quoting a real song, cause i just kinda made that up...

[Jolly McJollyson]

oh sorry, were we quoting a real song, cause i just kinda made that up...
me too, only SOMEBODY, *cough* YOU *cough*
decided not to do free verse like us.
You punk of poetry.

[Cryptic Excretions]

lick the wounds that don't stop bleeding
rip the limbs out piece by piece
lift the raw flesh and begin feeding
suffer now, for I'll not bargain your pleas
DIE!!!!!!!!

[killerqueen]

lick the wounds that don't stop bleeding
rip the limbs out piece by piece
lift the raw flesh and begin feeding
suffer now, for I'll not bargain your pleas
DIE!!!!!!!!

Lick the wounds that dont stop bleeding,
Smell and taste the warmth,
Beware the cat that has no earrings,
and the wrath that he has brought

Behind the velvet sunset,
A crow controls the stars,
The cow with no knees berates him,
"When will the world be ours?"

[Akira]

Lick the wounds that dont stop bleeding,
Smell and taste the warmth,
Beware the cat that has no earrings,
and the wrath that he has brought

Behind the velvet sunset,
A crow controls the stars,
The cow with no knees berates him,
"When will the world be ours?"

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!! *shades*

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!! *shades*
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!!! :p

[rockonn91]

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY!!! :p
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY-BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET......

[magicninja]

and to think I was going to post.....Sprung

[killerqueen]

and to think I was going to post.....Sprung

*boooii-oooiii--ooiingg*

[Cryptic Excretions]

*boooii-oooiii--ooiingg*
Yours makes a boing sound? Mine sounds like an air craft taking off.

[rockonn91]

Yours makes a boing sound? Mine sounds like an air craft taking off.
like this?

ERRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRR

or

NEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

or

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHHH

or

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

or something i have not yet heard?

[Cryptic Excretions]

like this?

ERRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRRRURRRRRRRRRR

or

NEEEEEEEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

or

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHHHHH

or

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

or something i have not yet heard?

More so like

KKKKKKKKKWWWWWRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

have you seen those commercials for the thing where all you do is clap to turn the lights in the room on and off. and the little theme song goes "clap on *clap* *clap* clap off *clap* *clap*"? well, it's like that with me and my... you know...

I just clap twice to turn it on. then twice again to turn it back off.

[Leedogg]

have you seen those commercials for the thing where all you do is clap to turn the lights in the room on and off. and the little theme song goes "clap on *clap* *clap* clap off *clap* *clap*"? well, it's like that with me and my... you know...

I just clap twice to turn it on. then twice again to turn it back off.

It's called the clapper genius. :rolleyes:
http://seespanrun.com/relevant/clapper.jpg