Guitar Tricks - I deem the time fit for this

Leedogg

10-18-2005, 10:08 AM

Yesterday evening I was watching some "Curb Your Enthusiasm", when I heard loud banging on my neighbors door. I live in an apartment complex, but each unit has it's own door to the outside, not a common building. Then I heard, "Police, Open Up!!". Just like in the movies. At first I thought I thought it was someone's buddies messing around. Then I heard a scuffle and looked out through my blinds to see my building surrounded by 5.0. It was pretty exciting to see the neighbor getting hauled off for who knows what.

What's really funny is directly across from my door lives a little old lady who was even more curious then me as her door opened and she flew out on one of those rascal scooters to see what was up. Quite entertaining! :D

http://www.worldslowestprices.com/scooter_265le.jpg

Hammurabi

10-18-2005, 10:33 AM

Remember, whenever you have to knock on someone's door who doesn't want you around always stand to the side of the doorframe so that any bullets (or persons) that might come flying through don't hit you except possibly in the forearm (which hurts a whole lot less than in the lungs).

This is especially important to remember if you're a law enforcement officer or movie director.

hann1bal

10-18-2005, 07:56 PM

It's good to be king if just for a while to be there in velvet and give them a smile.

Dear King,
I am really sorry I freaked out when I saw you.......with that big smile...

I wonder if the Burger King and the Tom Petty song are cosmically conected???

Danny C.

10-18-2005, 08:28 PM

If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?????

rockonn91

10-18-2005, 09:17 PM

Hufflepuff

Cryptic Excretions

10-18-2005, 11:20 PM

I wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.

R. Shackleferd

10-18-2005, 11:52 PM

I wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.
I don't...

Oh, and since this is the place for random thoughts, I gotta pet peeve. By definition, it's not that important, but I always notice it (not just here). The following are not interchangable!

You're = you are, while your = possesive you
they're = they are, and their = again, possesive
I'm sure there's alot more, but those are the most common. I'd volunteer to be a moderator just so I could add apostrophe's and such as needed to satisfy my own need to read proper grammar...but that's just me. :D

Leedogg

10-19-2005, 12:11 AM

I wonder if all men's genitals are connected by some ethereal force in another dimension.

That's kinda gay. Like a cosmic sword fight.

Jolly McJollyson

10-19-2005, 01:38 AM

Heh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-19-2005, 01:57 AM

Heh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!
mine too... it's called my fist...

but anyways!

first thing in mind...

ahh, you guys don't want to hear about how much I miss my ex... and how much I hate calling her my ex

Hammurabi

10-19-2005, 02:13 AM

Heh, my genitals are gonna be connected to somethin' this weekend!

One has to wonder why nobody has a glue fetish. Seriously, with how many people get off by stuff like blowing up balloons or stomping on small animals one would think 'bonding' would be a big hit.

Jolly McJollyson

10-19-2005, 02:38 AM

mine too... it's called my fist...

but anyways!

first thing in mind...

ahh, you guys don't want to hear about how much I miss my ex... and how much I hate calling her my ex
Ha, you have an ex, but I have a recent arrival, who is WAY awesome!

griefwearsgray

10-19-2005, 05:50 AM

hey 6 strings, sorry about your ex. i know the feeling. my last one turned into a total psycho bitch. but, i got a new one and the connection of the genitals has been made (oh yeah). anyway, sorry dude, youll get another one.

griefwearsgray

10-19-2005, 05:54 AM

Ha, you have an ex, but I have a recent arrival, who is WAY awesome!

thats kind of harsh. the dudes down on his luck. as members of this site we form a brotherhood and are supposed to help our fellow brothers up. (if anyone knows what that means please tell me). god, youre so freaking mean! joking man. buh bizzle (thats how a gay thug says good bye).

griefwearsgray

10-19-2005, 06:10 AM

another random thought...i hope none of you guys live in flordia. because wilma is about to rape that state. i live in louisiana and we had katrina and rita, so i know how it feels to be raped, its not fun. good luck.

PRSplaya

10-19-2005, 08:09 AM

a lot is never alot!

iamthe_eggman

10-19-2005, 09:46 AM

I'd volunteer to be a moderator just so I could add apostrophe's and such as needed to satisfy my own need to read proper grammar...but that's just me. :D

That is actually the original reason I signed up as a mod... And the more 100 sentence paragraphs I read by 13 year old h4x0rz, the more I feel like returning to supermod duty to clean things up. Unfortunately, time does not permit that, so I guess I can at least use this to learn patience...

iamthe_eggman

10-19-2005, 09:49 AM

i know how it feels to be raped, its not fun. good luck.

I'm not sure how to reply to this... take your pick from two:

No you don't.
Totally inappropriate.

Leedogg

10-19-2005, 10:43 AM

I'm not sure how to reply to this... take your pick from two:

No you don't.
Totally inappropriate.

I'm pretty sure he meant raped by a storm.

iamthe_eggman

10-19-2005, 11:05 AM

I'm pretty sure he meant raped by a storm.

I realize that. My problem is with the expression, which I feel is completely inappropriate. Rape is not humourous on any level, and using it as a metaphor makes me feel ill.

Leedogg

10-19-2005, 11:47 AM

I realize that. My problem is with the expression, which I feel is completely inappropriate. Rape is not humourous on any level, and using it as a metaphor makes me feel ill.

I'm not trying to bait you into an argument, you know we go way back. However, the definition of rape isn't strictly limited to a forced sexual act.

iamthe_eggman

10-19-2005, 01:00 PM

I'm not trying to bait you into an argument, you know we go way back. However, the definition of rape isn't strictly limited to a forced sexual act.

You know what? I just looked it up, and it seems that my understanding of the term was limited simply to forced sexual acts. However, I think that that's what most people think of when they hear the term. That's why I find the coinage of the term "raped" to mean simply taken advantage of or violated inappropriate. It's another example of society's desensitization being reflected in language (e.g. "suicide", "cancer" being used as terms in sports).

Anyways, I guess I stand corrected. I think.

Akira

10-19-2005, 01:12 PM

I have a headache, it sucks.

Fiddlesticks.

Jolly McJollyson

10-19-2005, 01:13 PM

I have a headache, it sucks.

Fiddlesticks.
Fishsticks are DELICIOUS!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-19-2005, 01:43 PM

I have a headache, it sucks.

Fiddlesticks.
I'd take guitarsticks over fiddlesticks though...

rockonn91

10-19-2005, 02:16 PM

I'd take guitarsticks over fiddlesticks though...

hmmm...agreed.

elklandercc

10-19-2005, 04:15 PM

I could still go for some fishsticks.

griefwearsgray

10-19-2005, 04:22 PM

That's why I find the coinage of the term "raped" to mean simply taken advantage of or violated inappropriate.

wouldnt you say louisiana was "taken advantage of"? its just an expression. not a big deal.

z0s0_jp

10-19-2005, 07:36 PM

karl rove should be raped.. :rolleyes:

Gretschky

10-19-2005, 08:49 PM

am I the only one that loves to make a slinky go down the stairs?

rockonn91

10-19-2005, 08:50 PM

wouldnt you say louisiana was "taken advantage of"? its just an expression. not a big deal.

i say we dropp the "rape" subject.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-19-2005, 09:42 PM

i say we dropp the "rape" subject.
I got it, let's rape the "rape" subject!!!

and I also enjoy a good slinky going down the stairs

CW14

10-20-2005, 02:00 AM

Am I the only one here who enjoys the smooth, arousing contour of a bent fork?

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-20-2005, 02:38 AM

Am I the only one here who enjoys the smooth, arousing contour of a bent fork?
probably..

Akira

10-20-2005, 02:41 AM

Am I the only one here who enjoys the smooth, arousing contour of a bent fork?

Did you live off acid as a kid?

Do you still live off acid now?

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-20-2005, 02:44 AM

Did you live off acid as a kid?

Do you still live off acid now?
probably..

CW14

10-20-2005, 02:56 AM

Did you live off acid as a kid?

Do you still live off acid now?
The doctor said I was MAD... that I would have to eat lots of PILLS to get BETTER. He gave me pills. The PILLS make me happy, it's PINEAPPLE TIME, all I can see is the forks forks forks. The doctor said it was his special pills.
The pills told me to do it. To CUT HER FACE.

*mouth starts frothing*

*has psychopathic fit*

*dies*

Gretschky

10-20-2005, 07:15 AM

bent forks are nice, yet eating live sea creatures is much nicer...like the japanese do because they like to feel the resistance...resistance is futile mwahahahahahahaha

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-20-2005, 11:25 AM

The doctor said I was MAD... that I would have to eat lots of PILLS to get BETTER. He gave me pills. The PILLS make me happy, it's PINEAPPLE TIME, all I can see is the forks forks forks. The doctor said it was his special pills.
The pills told me to do it. To CUT HER FACE.

*mouth starts frothing*

*has psychopathic fit*

*dies*
*arrives at funeral wearing bright colors*

*says a short prayer to the gods of rock n' roll*

*leaves funeral*

=stringbreaker=

10-20-2005, 12:24 PM

FArt faRT DoODle POp MEow wOOf ARFFF!

Gretschky

10-20-2005, 12:38 PM

FArt faRT DoODle POp MEow wOOf ARFFF!

I can relate!

griefwearsgray

10-20-2005, 12:50 PM

The doctor said I was MAD... that I would have to eat lots of PILLS to get BETTER. He gave me pills. The PILLS make me happy, it's PINEAPPLE TIME, all I can see is the forks forks forks. The doctor said it was his special pills.
The pills told me to do it. To CUT HER FACE.

*mouth starts frothing*

*has psychopathic fit*

*dies*

wow.

agreed on the dropping the rape thing. also on the fork and sea creature bit.

Cryptic Excretions

10-20-2005, 05:24 PM

I really wish my cats would learn to cover their... releases so I wouldn't have to curse my way to the littler box and shift the sand over.

Gretschky

10-20-2005, 06:45 PM

wow.

agreed on the dropping the rape thing. also on the fork and sea creature bit.

Actually the sea creature bit is a part of daily life and culture in Japan. It's a delicacy to eat live sea creatures, particularly small squid. I found it rather offensive myself and a little weird yet hey that's life and who am I to tell someone else what I feel is right or wrong. It did however make for a very interesting show on the travel channel on cable TV. AS gross and somewhat appaling as it was I couldn't peel my eyes from the TV. Aren't people funny in that respect sometimes?! I think so too. It's just a call to the wild I suppose and an unevolved primordial or primevil throwback possibly who knows. Life goes on, they eat live fish, they dont go buy it pre butchered and nicely displayed or wrapped so they are less civilized? probably right? eh!

anyway I saw a thread like this somewhere on some forum, it didnt last long and was closed, yet was very interesting while it lasted.

PS...The rape thing was dropped, til you brought it back up...haha

killerqueen

10-20-2005, 06:57 PM

am I the only one that loves to make a slinky go down the stairs?

you are not alone my friend...
just thinking of that cold steel... and the word "slinky"... ooooo....

we should start a club

Gretschky

10-20-2005, 06:58 PM

If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?????

a testical! :D :eek: :D

Cryptic Excretions

10-20-2005, 07:04 PM

a testical! :D :eek: :D
Not to be confused with a testicle.

rockonn91

10-20-2005, 09:04 PM

Not to be confused with a testicle.

cuz thats just different.
duh

Lordathestrings

10-21-2005, 12:48 AM

Not to be confused with a testicle.
Isn't that what the Quality Control inspector does to the 'Tickle Me Elmo' dolls? :confused:

Jolly McJollyson

10-21-2005, 01:12 AM

Isn't that what the Quality Control inspector does to the 'Tickle Me Elmo' dolls? :confused:
HA! Wonderful.

CW14

10-21-2005, 03:06 AM

you are not alone my friend...
just thinking of that cold steel... and the word "slinky"... ooooo....
Bent forks are sexier.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-21-2005, 11:27 AM

Bent forks are sexier.
http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg
does this turn you on big boy?

Leedogg

10-21-2005, 11:37 AM

http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg
does this turn you on big boy?

Hehehe, I bet somewhere down under a person is going crazy looking at this :D

Akira

10-21-2005, 11:54 AM

http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg
does this turn you on big boy?

I get the feeling we wont be seeing CW14 for a while...

Lordathestrings

10-21-2005, 12:19 PM

I get the feeling we wont be seeing CW14 for a while...Well and truly forked, y'think? :rolleyes:

Cryptic Excretions

10-21-2005, 12:21 PM

I could go for a good bent fork right about now. Too bad I'm at work.

Akira

10-21-2005, 02:29 PM

Well and truly forked, y'think? :rolleyes:

Me and Sophie shared a good fork the other night; best damn fork ever.

Lordathestrings

10-21-2005, 03:24 PM

Forkin' A! :D \m/

rockonn91

10-21-2005, 03:36 PM

Forkin' A! :D \m/

HA HE MADE A JOKE GUYS! HAHAH

Leedogg

10-21-2005, 03:54 PM

HA HE MADE A JOKE GUYS! HAHAH

It like at the end of Ninja Turtles when Splinter makes a joke.

Cryptic Excretions

10-21-2005, 06:41 PM

It like at the end of Ninja Turtles when Splinter makes a joke.
Ha ha ha ha!! I made a funny!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-21-2005, 07:56 PM

you know, I've never been forked... damn religion

Gretschky

10-21-2005, 09:13 PM

I saw this lady with no arms or legs on the beach once crying..

so I asked her why she was was crying , she said because I have never been forked...

so I threw her in the water and said

your forked now!

killerqueen

10-21-2005, 09:20 PM

Bent forks are sexier.

*GASP*
nothing is sexier than a slinky!!!

i challenge you to a duel!
*glove slap!*

Cryptic Excretions

10-21-2005, 09:55 PM

I've sworn off forking.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-22-2005, 12:03 AM

http://www.usmadetoys.com/images/Slinky%20Original%20Metal.jpg VS. http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg

Tonight at 11 only on Pay-Per-View!!!!!!

Match of the CENTURY!!!!!!

CW14

10-22-2005, 04:23 AM

http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg
does this turn you on big boy?
*spontaneously orgasms*

RedZep

10-22-2005, 04:58 AM

Ten Years Gone

Oh wait, music, NO! AHHHHHHH! SH|T SH|T!

Here's the problem. . . *raises eyebrow*

I have a girlfriend, actually, I have 4 of them. . . my problem is picking one over the other. . . the cool part being they all are sisters. They're all underage too (so am I, bite me). And psychotic, but woman isn't? Or girl I should say.

A M IM, AM I?

Gretschky

10-22-2005, 05:22 AM

*spontaneously orgasms*

thats what happens ... Yall know about that southern inbreedin well mah first cousin Billy Bob (he's a fork yah know) and cousin Billy Joe Ann ( shes a coleslaw spork ) went and sat in the back of his El Camino (that he had fancied up and put that thar astro turf bedliner in yah know) down at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store parkin lot ...well push came to shove and they wound up havin one a dem dere spontaneous whatchamacallits...now they have a baby with teeth that look just like that thar fork of yers!

Akira

10-22-2005, 05:38 AM

killerqueen

10-22-2005, 10:22 PM

http://www.usmadetoys.com/images/Slinky%20Original%20Metal.jpg VS. http://radio.weblogs.com/0123486/myImages/newpix/fork_you.jpg

Tonight at 11 only on Pay-Per-View!!!!!!

Match of the CENTURY!!!!!!

but i have to be in bed by 10 or the badgers get me!!!!
*shudder*

rockonn91

10-23-2005, 01:14 PM

but i have to be in bed by 10 or the badgers get me!!!!
*shudder*

that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.

elklandercc

10-23-2005, 02:21 PM

that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.
Hey, I just tried that andnenroufgn ajger iergih byhrfhbsfvyhvikysupDBRvbySBovgubSYBIbgvbrsgoiyvbrgybvr

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-24-2005, 01:32 AM

that used to happen to me too, but then i started wearing Badger-off cologne!

heres how you make it:
take a cup of ammonia,
add another cup of bleach!

poar together and stir.

sniff any fumes that come up ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
disclaimer: cologne may cause feelings of faintness, shortness of breath, or you just might Die. but it does get rid of those pesky badgers. ask your docter for permission before using badger-off cologne.
is it normal for everything around me start turning colors? and everything is floating... and all my favorite cartoon characters come out to play. and then when I snap out of it, all the food in my house is gone... is that normal?

CW14

10-24-2005, 02:00 AM

is it normal for everything around me start turning colors? and everything is floating... and all my favorite cartoon characters come out to play. and then when I snap out of it, all the food in my house is gone... is that normal?
The badgers got to the food or is my horse orange?

killerqueen

10-25-2005, 08:29 PM

badgers..... tapdancing badgers.... top hat wearing tapdancing badgers...

mmmmeeehhhh....

rockonn91

10-25-2005, 09:06 PM

oh my, this is serious and calls for a super-dose of cologne.

and if this doesnt work, i'd advise making/ordering a hydrogen bomb and nuking your place. but thats last resort, of course.

Leedogg

10-25-2005, 11:20 PM

badgers..... tapdancing badgers.... top hat wearing tapdancing badgers...

mmmmeeehhhh....

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/badgers75.jpg
Badgers! Badgers! Badgers! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/badgers.html)

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-26-2005, 01:08 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/badgers75.jpg
Badgers! Badgers! Badgers! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/badgers.html)
ok, I've listened to it like 10 times through... it's still going... I guess it doesn't stop...

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom...

snake! snake! ooh it's a snake! it's a
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

CW14

10-26-2005, 02:13 AM

I love that badger thing

magicninja

10-26-2005, 02:38 AM

Don't look at that thing wasted you might not come back.

Gretschky

10-26-2005, 12:31 PM

:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html

Leedogg

10-26-2005, 12:51 PM

That thing is Gross!!http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~lw241999/images/ani/puke.gif

elklandercc

10-26-2005, 03:09 PM

:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html
That last one just did it for me. Its like a freakin zombie dog. :eek:

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-26-2005, 04:21 PM

:eek: well this isnt a badger yet just as scary as one I bet! :eek:

http://www.gadgetryblog.com/gadgetryblog/2005/07/worlds_ugliest_.html
he's not that ugly...... ok... maybe he is

Cryptic Excretions

10-26-2005, 05:24 PM

That dog looks like something out of Resident Evil.

rockonn91

10-26-2005, 08:26 PM

it should have been rid of the world VERYYY long ago......

killerqueen

10-26-2005, 08:35 PM

he's not that ugly...... ok... maybe he is

he's not ugly, he's "distinctive" :)

Cryptic Excretions

10-26-2005, 10:14 PM

Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny to show the dog to various babies and little kids that frighten easily?

mike&theblues

10-26-2005, 10:25 PM

thats no dog, thats a gremlin, can no one remember Spike

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-27-2005, 03:03 AM

Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny to show the dog to various babies and little kids that frighten easily?
I might get a kick out of that

Ioana

10-27-2005, 03:53 AM

infinite posibilitati adica infinite possibilities

Akira

10-27-2005, 05:12 AM

I might get a kick out of that

You get a kick out of most things.

CW14

10-27-2005, 06:15 AM

Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny to show the dog to various babies and little kids that frighten easily?
Nope. 123

Akira

10-27-2005, 09:07 AM

I'm sure he's a nice dog on the inside.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-27-2005, 11:11 AM

You get a kick out of most things.
so I'm easily entertained. nothing wrong with that. it comes from being bored ALOT! so you eventually just learn to entertain yourself with just about anything.

Cryptic Excretions

10-27-2005, 12:05 PM

so I'm easily entertained. nothing wrong with that. it comes from being bored ALOT! so you eventually just learn to entertain yourself with just about anything.
There's nothing wrong with being easily entertained. I'm among the easiest to entertain. Not because I'm always bored, more so because I have the ability to turn my brain off at any given moment.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-27-2005, 01:37 PM

Not because I'm always bored, more so because I have the ability to turn my brain off at any given moment.
yeah, I can do that too... in fact... I actually don't know how to turn it back on.. maybe that's why I'm failing spanish.

Akira

10-27-2005, 05:45 PM

so I'm easily entertained. nothing wrong with that. it comes from being bored ALOT! so you eventually just learn to entertain yourself with just about anything.

I'll admit to being easily entertained.

A long time ago when I was in a band (!?!?!) we took a break, and I spent 45 minutes, no more, no less, stuffing chocolate bar wrappers into the fan, and turning it on and off so the wrappers went crazy.

It was the most fun I ever had, of course it annoyed the **** out of everyone else.

Cryptic Excretions

10-27-2005, 07:36 PM

I'll admit to being easily entertained.

A long time ago when I was in a band (!?!?!) we took a break, and I spent 45 minutes, no more, no less, stuffing chocolate bar wrappers into the fan, and turning it on and off so the wrappers went crazy.

It was the most fun I ever had, of course it annoyed the **** out of everyone else.
My friends and I often times just sit and create worlds via conversation. While we're walking places, outside, sitting around, whatever. We just discuss what a certain world would be like. It's been decided that there must be super heros, so many have been created already. Here's a list of super heros that have been conjured up.

The man that can fly mach 3 backwards
the man that, when angered, turns into a convenience store
the man who can turn his eyes into hand grenades
the man with one wing that can only fly in circles due to the imbalancement
the man that ****s bricks and pisses eight balls
the man who (created last night actually) pisses people
the man that turns into a semi truck but has his normal hands and legs instead of wheels which can still only support normal human weight so it just sits there
the man that turns into an airplane and flies around but has bare feet instead of wheels for his landing gears

Furthermore, we also created places where we each reside. I live in a sewer with my art obsessed cult. Henry lives in a fortress with elves that all have indestructable magic shields. Darryl lives in a nearby kingdom where his army of orcs attack Henry's fortress every day (for no particular reason) and lose because they can't destroy the shields. As far as landmarks go. Well, there's a clone of one of our historical world tyrants that sits on a floating platform that circles the planet and speaks nothing but gibberish while a clone of Henry floats in the opposite direction and they have conversations as they go by each other. And that's just one of the worlds. Another place that we've conjured up has actually inspired us to form a band based around video games and nonsense.

Gretschky

10-27-2005, 08:40 PM

My friends and I often times just sit and create worlds via conversation. While we're walking places, outside, sitting around, whatever. We just discuss what a certain world would be like. It's been decided that there must be super heros, so many have been created already. Here's a list of super heros that have been conjured up.

The man that can fly mach 3 backwards
the man that, when angered, turns into a convenience store
the man who can turn his eyes into hand grenades
the man with one wing that can only fly in circles due to the imbalancement
the man that ****s bricks and pisses eight balls
the man who (created last night actually) pisses people
the man that turns into a semi truck but has his normal hands and legs instead of wheels which can still only support normal human weight so it just sits there
the man that turns into an airplane and flies around but has bare feet instead of wheels for his landing gears

Furthermore, we also created places where we each reside. I live in a sewer with my art obsessed cult. Henry lives in a fortress with elves that all have indestructable magic shields. Darryl lives in a nearby kingdom where his army of orcs attack Henry's fortress every day (for no particular reason) and lose because they can't destroy the shields. As far as landmarks go. Well, there's a clone of one of our historical world tyrants that sits on a floating platform that circles the planet and speaks nothing but gibberish while a clone of Henry floats in the opposite direction and they have conversations as they go by each other. And that's just one of the worlds. Another place that we've conjured up has actually inspired us to form a band based around video games and nonsense.

great powers of imagination you have there...you will go far in life!

edit: actually I knew a group of guys like that once...they used to talk about replacing their bones with fiberglass and running faster and weird stuff. They also played dungeons and dragons and made up stupid characters....last I heard one was a complete drug addict and one is in an insane asylum...laughing and (cant mention that with you kids around) in the hallway last time I was told about him ...one was thrown overboard and left for dead during a deep sea fishing trip

if your on meds...up the dosage ! :) hehe

R. Shackleferd

10-27-2005, 11:17 PM

Reminds me of a Seinfeld (I think) stand-up where he mentioned weird super-powers. I've always remembered the ability to shake exactly two Tylenol pills out of the bottle...no more, no less. I try to live up to that every time, hehe, usually without success.

Cryptic Excretions

10-27-2005, 11:26 PM

great powers of imagination you have there...you will go far in life!

edit: actually I knew a group of guys like that once...they used to talk about replacing their bones with fiberglass and running faster and weird stuff. They also played dungeons and dragons and made up stupid characters....last I heard one was a complete drug addict and one is in an insane asylum...laughing and (cant mention that with you kids around) in the hallway last time I was told about him ...one was thrown overboard and left for dead during a deep sea fishing trip

if your on meds...up the dosage ! :) hehe
How ironic that you mention replacing bones. Darryl was born with a leg muscle disorder so he walks with a limp and he's often mentioned replacing his legs with lasers and at one point in his life he was in an insane asylum, but he's better now... well, good enough that I feel safe around him. Can't say much about the drugs though, none of my friends or I do drugs, drink, smoke, or anything. Though I shudder at the thought of what things would be like if any of us were on drugs. Currently everything we do is all natural stupidity.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-28-2005, 01:36 AM

the man that turns into a semi truck but has his normal hands and legs instead of wheels which can still only support normal human weight so it just sits there
this was the best one... I'm still LMAO

rockonn91

10-28-2005, 05:34 PM

Currently everything we do is all natural stupidity.

its better like that!

Cryptic Excretions

10-29-2005, 04:39 PM

its better like that!
That's what we say. We figure that if we ever need any form of mind altering substance to make ourselves seem like complete dumbasses then we're just not trying hard enough. I can recall a time, not too long ago, when my car battery died in a parking lot. I'd called up a friend of mine who was to come out and give me a jump. Darryl and I were sitting in a grassy area waiting for him so we decided to have steam rolling races to pass the time as well as lay on our backs while waving our hands around in the air and talking about mario.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-29-2005, 06:21 PM

as well as lay on our backs while waving our hands around in the air and talking about mario.
the R&B singer, or the video game character? I assume it's the video game character... he's just awesome.

hey if you play |--4-3-2-1--| on the b string, and you play it fast enough with the right tone settings (overdrive/distortion helps) it kinda sounds like mario jumping... lol

EDIT: now that I think about it, it might have been |--1-2-3-4--| on that b string... I can't remember

rockonn91

10-30-2005, 01:53 PM

the R&B singer, or the video game character? I assume it's the video game character... he's just awesome.

hey if you play |--4-3-2-1--| on the b string, and you play it fast enough with the right tone settings (overdrive/distortion helps) it kinda sounds like mario jumping... lol

EDIT: now that I think about it, it might have been |--1-2-3-4--| on that b string... I can't remember

or mabie 1324? or perhaps 3214? or how about 4123? well, you never know, it could be 4213........

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-30-2005, 04:07 PM

or mabie 1324? or perhaps 3214? or how about 4123? well, you never know, it could be 4213........
no, I was doing a speed excercise with a metronome, going 1234 on all the strings, then 4321, and I happened to notice the b string sounded like it. that's all!

rockonn91

10-30-2005, 06:02 PM

no, I was doing a speed excercise with a metronome, going 1234 on all the strings, then 4321, and I happened to notice the b string sounded like it. that's all!

oh, thanks for clearing that up lol :p

iiholly

10-30-2005, 09:13 PM

I just read the entire thread, and yeah. I feel like I'm in a room with a bunch of stoned guys saying random ass ****... and yeah.

If you do acid more than 3 times you're *sp* clinically insane. :)

rockonn91

10-30-2005, 09:18 PM

I feel like I'm in a room with a bunch of stoned guys saying random ass ****

um....aka.....

GUITAR TRICKS!

i'd have thought you'd been here long enough to have seen that coming haha

CW14

10-30-2005, 09:18 PM

I just read the entire thread, and yeah. I feel like I'm in a room with a bunch of stoned guys saying random ass ****... and yeah.

If you do acid more than 3 times you're *sp* clinically insane. :)
I would like to walk around frantically, handing out baskets of scones to elderly women. My spanner is loose so let me go and wash my sandwich.

Cryptic Excretions

10-30-2005, 09:28 PM

I just read the entire thread, and yeah. I feel like I'm in a room with a bunch of stoned guys saying random ass ****... and yeah.

If you do acid more than 3 times you're *sp* clinically insane. :)
If you break your hands then don't blame me. It's not like Phil Donahue bought the river for your cake in pants.

iiholly

10-30-2005, 09:29 PM

Well the majority of the time I spent on guitar tricks during the summer I was like here, but you know not REALLY here. :o

Cryptic Excretions

10-30-2005, 09:33 PM

Well the majority of the time I spent on guitar tricks during the summer I was like here, but you know not REALLY here. :o
Oh yeah? Well the majority of my life I've been here, but not REALLY here, so ha! How do you like them apples?

Lordathestrings

10-30-2005, 09:53 PM

... If you do acid more than 3 times you're *sp* clinically insane. :)Uhh, is that per week, or any consecutive 24-hour period? :confused:

The 70's were a bit 'out there' y'know? ;)

chucklivesoninmyheart

10-30-2005, 10:15 PM

If you do acid more than 3 times you're *sp* clinically insane. :)

Your working for the national sponsership for a drug-free america arn't you!?

Yep..acid also makes your ears bleed.

Cryptic Excretions

10-30-2005, 10:35 PM

Your working for the national sponsership for a drug-free america arn't you!?

Yep..acid also makes your ears bleed.
I don't know if I'm the first to say anything, I've not read all the threads here, but where've you been? I don't really know what to say other than prior to today I've, on an occasion, remembered about how I wasn't always the only one into death metal here.

chucklivesoninmyheart

10-30-2005, 10:57 PM

Heh,yeah,I was computer-less for a few months...

Have you been able to see Cryptopsy live yet?Ive learned "we bleed".

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-31-2005, 12:46 AM

I don't really know what to say other than prior to today I've, on an occasion, remembered about how I wasn't always the only one into death metal here.
I'm into death metal

CW14

10-31-2005, 05:22 AM

I'm into a very limited selection of death metal

Cryptic Excretions

10-31-2005, 08:40 AM

I'm into death metal
I did not know that... how about that.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-31-2005, 11:21 AM

I did not know that... how about that.
well,I haven't heard much, as I've been too poor my whole life to buy many cds. now that I have a job I plan on buying some in the future, after I finish filling my pedalboard that is. so the death metal that I have heard has been on my yahoo radio thing... lol. what are you feelings on cradle of filth? I like them actually, the singer has this unique high pitched squeal that he does every now and then... it sounds so awesome. plus I love how a lot of it uses scary ocherstra type sounds.

Cryptic Excretions

10-31-2005, 12:17 PM

well,I haven't heard much, as I've been too poor my whole life to buy many cds. now that I have a job I plan on buying some in the future, after I finish filling my pedalboard that is. so the death metal that I have heard has been on my yahoo radio thing... lol. what are you feelings on cradle of filth? I like them actually, the singer has this unique high pitched squeal that he does every now and then... it sounds so awesome. plus I love how a lot of it uses scary ocherstra type sounds.
I used to listen to them... then I discovered real metal.

Jolly McJollyson

10-31-2005, 12:19 PM

I used to listen to them... then I discovered real metal.
:rolleyes: Always the elitist.

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-31-2005, 01:51 PM

I used to listen to them... then I discovered real metal.
I'm not saying they are the only thing I listen to...
why don't you tell me of some of the death metal bands you listen to, and i'll tell you if I've heard them/heard of them...

chucklivesoninmyheart

10-31-2005, 03:07 PM

6strngs_2hmbkrs

10-31-2005, 04:10 PM

You need a healthy dose of...

Necrophagist HERE (http://www.necrophagist.de/Seiten/necrophagist_main.html)

And if you like cof then how bout some cob(children of bodom),immortal,wintersun,kalmah...well thats more of a black metal thing.

Martyr
Dying fetus
Spawn of possession
Symbiosis
exhumed
Arsis(though,I hate the guys use of vibrato)
decapitated
capharnaum(hardcore-ish)
nile

and thats enough for now..
well, out of the ones you listed, the only ones I have heard of was children of bodom... I'm surprised actually, perhaps what I'm listening to is just plain old metal, not death metal... I've been listening to stuff like:

Probot
100 Demons
lamb of god
meshuggah
arch enemy
opeth
pig destroyer
burnt by the sun
Rob zombie
Lacuna coil
etc.

I went to that website though and listened to a song by necrophagist, and I liked it, so, yes I do like death metal as well, I'm definately going to look into the bands you listed.

Akira

10-31-2005, 04:33 PM

Listen to some Symphony X.

They aren't death metal (not by any means); they're progressive metal, well worth the listen.

Just thought i'd say that for whatever reason...

chucklivesoninmyheart

10-31-2005, 04:50 PM

Heres a link to my favorite Symphony X song at the moment

the accolade (http://www.symphonyx.com/media/the_accolade.mp3)

Just love the melodies.check out the song sins and shadows too(I need some time to set aside for learning that solo).I also have to say I think russel allen's vocals are simply some of the best.

Akira

10-31-2005, 05:01 PM

Cryptic Excretions

10-31-2005, 05:32 PM

I'm not saying they are the only thing I listen to...
why don't you tell me of some of the death metal bands you listen to, and i'll tell you if I've heard them/heard of them...
Recent listening and concert experiences have included... of death metal anyway

Vomitory
Exhumed
Hypocrisy
Cryptic
Nile
Death
Morbid Angel
Carcass
Decapitated
Cryptopsy
Severe Torture
Suffocation

And a bunch of others that escape me at the moment. By that list, I ask that you don't make the assumption that that's all I listen to. It's just where a lot of my listening goes to. There's plenty of other types of music (metal and non-metal) that I do enjoy. I just find the most joy out of death metal.