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[quickfingers]

as much as the idea of a bow-owning, bush voting, american loving rocker rolls off the tounge like a....well, really ****ty, ted nugent does indeed kick ass. im going to the good old "clark county fair" to see him today. yes, theres pig races, people with more than 4 teeth missing, and southern drawl, but the ****s gonna be rad. as much as i cant wait to see him, i cant wait to see who im gonna be sitting/standing next to:a sweaty redneck fresh from the moster truck rally, or his greasy wife who weighs more than anything comprehendable by human logic. its sure to be a ****fest, and im going...w00t for fairs!

[R. Shackleferd]

Sounds like a good place to count mullets. You could even make it a game complete with scores, similar to "slug-bug". Regular dudes with mullets could be worth 5 points, little kid ones worth 10 points, and female ones worth 20 points! Score!

[Danny C.]

'.'.'.'.'.'.'Business in the front, Party in the Back'.'.'.'.'.'.'