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Cryptic Excretions
07-20-2005, 09:39 PM
Yeah, you all know what this is about. And if you don't then look at the posts. It'd caught my eye that I was getting close a few posts back and I found myself watching it like I watch the clock at work and now that it's come I feel compelled to say something. As the title says, I wasn't originally going to say something like this, but I've deemed it necessary. So, onto my thoughts.

When I originally started posting here (2004) I didn't really have much intention on sticking around. If I did I'd probably have chosen a bit better of a name than "Cryptic Excretions." But this place has an effect on you and I felt it hard to just not post. I also recall posting a lot of really uneducated questions. Not that they were stupid, just that I didn't know my material at the time. And I find it quite amazing how far I've come. I've still got a lot of ground to cover, but compared to then I think I'm at least on the right track. I owe that to a lot of the people here and I think the most gratitude goes to one person in specific (no name dropping, don't believe in it) for his especially good experience in proctology and removing heads from asses. My upmost gratitude goes to all here. Every person here kicks ass so here's to you. You're all what makes the guitartricks forum what it is. And I deem this a fit place to end this.
Raskolnikov
07-20-2005, 10:30 PM
Welcome to the club, brah.


May you never look at your post count, do a quick bit of mental calculations and think of all the other things you could have done with that time.
Pantallica1
07-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Congrats, man.

Took me forever to get there, but this place is addicting. Hope to see you for 1000 more.
Lordathestrings
07-20-2005, 10:34 PM
Welcome to the club, brah.


May you never look at your post count, do a quick bit of mental calculations and think of all the other things you could have done with that time.Oh, ****!!! :eek:
Raskolnikov
07-20-2005, 10:40 PM
Oh, ****!!! :eek:
You think you're bad?

I probably have at least 15,000 posts racked up between all of the boards I'm on or have been on (not counting this one).
Leedogg
07-20-2005, 10:57 PM
Welcome to the club man. That's pretty fast to 1000. It took me almost 3 years! :D
CW14
07-21-2005, 03:07 AM
I am changing my username once I reach 1000. What was I thinking? :rolleyes:
Akira
07-21-2005, 04:35 AM
I am changing my username once I reach 1000. What was I thinking? :rolleyes:

You can do that? :confused:

And congrats Cryptic. :)
CW14
07-21-2005, 08:25 AM
You can do that?
By creating a new account
PRSplaya
07-21-2005, 08:45 AM
Congrats CE!
Jolly McJollyson
07-21-2005, 02:11 PM
By creating a new account
You don't have to. You can keep the post number. Ask the Ace how he did it...I forget what his name was before...
Dr_simon
07-21-2005, 02:19 PM
Cool man, don't know about that post count thing though !!
x0o_BurnOut_o0x
07-21-2005, 02:33 PM
1000? I thought it was tough just getting to 200...


And I was wondering how to change my name cause like Cryptic I didnt think I would get so involved in this site. I didnt wanna have to sacrifice my 200 posts that I worked hard to get though...
Leedogg
07-21-2005, 03:22 PM
It would be hard remembering who was who. I have a feeling Jolly would be masquerading as a new person each time he logged on!
Cryptic Excretions
07-21-2005, 05:18 PM
I dunno. The main reason I've decided against changing names is that I'm known by my stupid name here. After a while of knowing someone by a certain name it seems unheard of to call them something else and I get the vibe that it applies to me too... oh well, this is what I get for just pulling something out of my back side.
iiholly
07-21-2005, 05:35 PM
Aww, thats touching. \

Its just a screen name really, its not really that important. Maybe I say that because I use this screen name for everything, but that works out for me. Plus, if you guys changed your names, i'd be confused.
Leedogg
07-21-2005, 05:37 PM
this is what I get for just pulling something out of my back side.

Pulling.....or excreting?
Cryptic Excretions
07-21-2005, 05:40 PM
Pulling.....or excreting?
Well, if I recall correctly I started off trying to excrete but it wouldn't budge so I had to break it loose and give it a tug so it'd start budging. From that point on it was solid excretion.
Leedogg
07-21-2005, 05:49 PM
Well, if I recall correctly I started off trying to excrete but it wouldn't budge so I had to break it loose and give it a tug so it'd start budging. From that point on it was solid excretion.


How very cryptic..http://homepage.ntlworld.com/cmmsdm/smilies/scratchchin.gif
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-21-2005, 05:53 PM
ha, you think you've got a bad screen name? man, I joined about a week after getting my first guitar, came on these boards, asked a newbie question, got an answer from leedogg I think... didn't come back for a few months... finally came back a couple months ago, and have been here ever since, but, still have that name that I picked a year ago... but anyways, congrats on getting to 1,000, I'll be there soon too at the rate I've been posting... lol
CW14
07-22-2005, 09:55 PM
I dunno. The main reason I've decided against changing names is that I'm known by my stupid name here. After a while of knowing someone by a certain name it seems unheard of to call them something else and I get the vibe that it applies to me too... oh well, this is what I get for just pulling something out of my back side.
Sorta different in my case. Your name isn't two letters and a number

Oh well, at least I didn't make my username xxxSK8ER_DUDE_9987543215xxx or something
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-22-2005, 10:47 PM
Oh well, at least I didn't make my username xxxSK8ER_DUDE_9987543215xxx or something
Lol... my username for everything else is skater0830... lol, was that a direct insult aimed at me? or was that really just something completely random?
CW14
07-23-2005, 05:32 AM
Lol... my username for everything else is skater0830... lol, was that a direct insult aimed at me? or was that really just something completely random?
LOL... no

I pulled that one out of my ass
iiholly
07-23-2005, 09:33 AM
LOL... no

I pulled that one out of my ass

That's attractive.
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-23-2005, 05:19 PM
LOL... no

I pulled that one out of my ass
seriously dude, I dare you to click my username to view my profile and look at what my aim name is dude!
Jolly McJollyson
07-23-2005, 06:08 PM
seriously dude, I dare you to click my username to view my profile and look at what my aim name is dude!
oh, let's make it a double dare!
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-23-2005, 06:16 PM
oh, let's make it a double dare!
ok... how's this...
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!!!
CW14
07-24-2005, 04:39 AM
That's attractive.
Everything I say is attractive. Just like me.
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-24-2005, 06:46 AM
Everything I say is attractive. Just like me.
*tries hard to hold back laughter but in the end can't do it and just bursts out in hysteria*



sorry, but you were asking for it
crazywolf
07-24-2005, 03:53 PM
your mom is attractive
Cryptic Excretions
07-24-2005, 04:15 PM
Everything I say is attractive. Just like me.
That's the ugliest retort I've ever seen.
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-24-2005, 04:55 PM
your mom is attractive
no... she really isn't though...
crazywolf
07-24-2005, 10:35 PM
no... she really isn't though...
Well thats because you live in California, not Alabama.
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-24-2005, 10:45 PM
Well thats because you live in California, not Alabama.
ok, just so we are clear, I'm not talking about my mom here...

but the women in california are gorgeous, probably the best in the country. now sure, maybe in alabama the hottest girl that you have there may be hotter then the hottest girl we have here... but, we just have so many hot girls here. I was at the mall today, I must've seen 70-80 hot girls in my age group...
Cryptic Excretions
07-24-2005, 11:21 PM
ok, just so we are clear, I'm not talking about my mom here...

but the women in california are gorgeous, probably the best in the country. now sure, maybe in alabama the hottest girl that you have there may be hotter then the hottest girl we have here... but, we just have so many hot girls here. I was at the mall today, I must've seen 70-80 hot girls in my age group...
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Ohio's actually pretty abundant with the attractive ones as well... oddly enough. Only problem is you just can't seem to get rid of that migraine after you talk to them. Furthermore, you talk to one and you've talked to them all.
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-25-2005, 01:25 AM
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Ohio's actually pretty abundant with the attractive ones as well... oddly enough. Only problem is you just can't seem to get rid of that migraine after you talk to them. Furthermore, you talk to one and you've talked to them all.
hmm, you wouldn't expect ohio to have many attractive women... I mean, you just assume it for california, or florida, or just about any state that has a beach (for some reason beaches are apparently motivation for everyone to stay in shape) but ohio? hmm... just unexpected... oh well, whatever. all I know is that that chick from canada won the miss universe contest thing... lol. I was voting for her too... my gf was thinking that she wasn't very pretty compared to the other top 4 or 5 finalists... but I was voting for her... btw, I only watched the final episode of that miss universe thing, just to see who won... so, I only saw like the top 10...
Akira
07-25-2005, 04:43 AM
Most of the girls in my town are arrogant *insert plural swear word*.
ren
07-25-2005, 05:01 AM
Most of the girls in my town are arrogant *insert plural swear word*.

That's 'cos they can be.... we fellas need to change out game plan. Throughout history, blokes have been easy so women can be picky. Doesn't matter how ugly the woman is, if she hands it to you on a plate, chances are most men would take it (no pun intended ;) ) - That's why so many of them are so full of themselves....

Start playing hard to get guys, or the arrogant women will only get worse...
Akira
07-25-2005, 05:02 AM
That's 'cos they can be.... we fellas need to change out game plan. Throughout history, blokes have been easy so women can be picky. Doesn't matter how ugly the woman is, if she hands it to you on a plate, chances are most men would take it (no pun intended ;) ) - That's why so many of them are so full of themselves....

Start playing hard to get guys, or the arrogant women will only get worse...

The other alternative would be genocide. Oh wait, that's illegal, no?
ren
07-25-2005, 05:05 AM
The other alternative would be genocide. Oh wait, that's illegal, no?

Depends what country you're in ;)

Any kind of attack on womankind would be short sighted.... you'll end up having to spend friday night with Madam Palm forever...
CW14
07-25-2005, 08:07 AM
That's the most attractive retort I've ever seen.
I know. salad clock
Leedogg
07-25-2005, 09:07 AM
Depends what country you're in ;)

Any kind of attack on womankind would be short sighted.... you'll end up having to spend friday night with Madam Palm forever...

Does she have any sisters?
PRSplaya
07-25-2005, 09:09 AM
Rosey Palm
ren
07-25-2005, 09:22 AM
Rosey Palm

Don't forget Sticky and Cheesy..... :eek:
Leedogg
07-25-2005, 11:05 AM
Don't forget Sticky and Cheesy..... :eek:

This thread's going south.... much like my hand
Cryptic Excretions
07-25-2005, 01:18 PM
This thread's going south.... much like my hand
I kind of thought it got off to a southern note.
Akira
07-26-2005, 05:53 AM
This thread's going south.... much like my hand

My imagination, ...too active!! :eek: Nooooo!
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-26-2005, 01:31 PM
This thread's going south.... much like my hand
oh come on dude... it says that you posted that at 8 am my time... only a real man will let his hand go south at 8 am... altough this morning I did at 6 am...
Akira
07-26-2005, 05:08 PM
oh come on dude... it says that you posted that at 8 am my time... only a real man will let his hand go south at 8 am... altough this morning I did at 6 am...

Stop right there...
Cryptic Excretions
07-26-2005, 05:19 PM
Now the thread really is going south... and I've been at something like 4 or 5 in the morning.
Lordathestrings
07-26-2005, 06:02 PM
... and I've been at something like 4 or 5 in the morning.Ah, youth! Once is not enough?
6strngs_2hmbkrs
07-26-2005, 08:14 PM
Ah, youth! Once is not enough?
are ya kiddin'? I'm almost 16 and I need to 2 or 3 times just to get through the day! lol
Lordathestrings
07-26-2005, 10:24 PM
I meant per morning, y'know? :rolleyes:
Cryptic Excretions
07-27-2005, 05:42 PM
I meant per morning, y'know? :rolleyes:
Oh, I was talking in hours.... y'know, wake up at 5 and crank one out... most I've gone in one day was about 6. I've tried to top that but... well, y'know how it is..
crazywolf
07-27-2005, 10:42 PM
Its a good thing masturbation is legal, because from the sounds of it, there would be hardly anyone left here to post if it illegal.
Cryptic Excretions
07-28-2005, 12:21 AM
Its a good thing masturbation is legal, because from the sounds of it, there would be hardly anyone left here to post if it illegal.
We were talking about masturbation?
crazywolf
07-28-2005, 12:27 AM
We were talking about masturbation?
Oh sorry, I thought this was the birthday thread. My mistake.