Favorite Quotes on GT

[x0o_BurnOut_o0x]

Im still looking but i just saw this one..

I am the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Speaking of which, if you put me in a breadmaker, it will produce solid gold. Totally serious.

What if I put you in a paper shredder?

[x0o_BurnOut_o0x]

This one was pretty awesome too..


play a solo on guitar with your ass!

[Andrew Sa]

Mine would still have to be Cryptics girlfriend hoax...to lazy to find it...but that was just the funniest thing I ahve ever read!

[Cryptic Excretions]

Mine would still have to be Cryptics girlfriend hoax...to lazy to find it...but that was just the funniest thing I ahve ever read!
I'm happy I've impacted someone here. I'd like to thank the academy.

[x0o_BurnOut_o0x]

Yeah, I really liked the "purposeing suggestions" thread in particular. That whole thread is awesome.

Just tie the ring to your johnson and whip it out and say "if you want this you're gonna have to come and get it".

lmao alright sry, i was just having fun seeing all these awesome posts.

[Akira]

I suggest everyone be in fear of my witty retort.

[Jolly McJollyson]

I suggest everyone be in fear of my witty retort.
oh we all fear.

[Akira]

oh we all fear.

Good.

Now you may continue with your business.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Good.

Now you may continue with your business.
I don't fear no witty retort.

[Akira]

I don't fear no witty retort.

Blasphemy!

Edit: Actually, now that I read your post again, I realise your use of the double negative implies that you do infact fear my witty retort.

Carry on. :)

[kingdavid]

I've burst out laughing on these forums many a times, and people in the cyber cafes \i surf from stare at me, but this recent one by Schmange did tickle me:
Sounds like a nice gimmick for guitar, have fat guys liposuctioned as they play.

The Liposuctiones*
Dissappearing from a stage near you

[x0o_BurnOut_o0x]

Ah yes I did laugh quite a bit while posting on that thread.

[Kevin Taylor]

The quote I always remembered and still say it as a joke now even though the guy who originally said it on GT was being totally serious at the time.
Whenever somebody asks me about my playing I put my hand on my heart and with a totally serious face I'll say...

"The muse within inspires me to play"

... sorry, but that just sounds so high falootin that it cracks me up every time I say it. You finish it off by looking to the heavens with a dreamy look in your eyes saying ..

"... I'm very aware of who I am"

Majorly sorry to whoever the guy was who originally said the 'muse' thing.
It's probably still stored on the server somewhere & I've been totally making fun of him for a couple of years.

[Akira]

No, there isnt nessasarily an entity with humor that created this, it just means my duck got out of its cage and your beaver raped it.

This one cracked me up a bit.

[Andrew Sa]

Blasphemy!

Edit: Actually, now that I read your post again, I realise your use of the double negative implies that you do infact fear my witty retort.

Carry on. :)

Lmao...that one is right up there!

[Leedogg]

Lmao...that one is right up there!

Yea, that's a good one. A very astute observation.