A revolution in sweeping

[Cryptic Excretions]

Holy crap man, I can't believe no one ever thought about this before me. I'm hashing out my patented 1-string sweeping technique. 2-string sweeps are ok, but you get a good, even flow on 1 string and you'll rock the whole damn party.

[Rhys Llewellyn]

Is that a joke? Have I missed the point? How do you "sweep" 1 string? That's just picking it surely.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Yes it was a joke, but it was very stupid I know. I was in a flimsy mood, per se, when I posted this so don't hold it against me.

[Kevin Taylor]

I've tried sweeping for years but can never seem to find the right broom size.
Bad a boom.
Tank yew, tank ya vera mush.

[Cryptic Excretions]

I've tried sweeping for years but can never seem to find the right broom size.
Bad a boom.
Tank yew, tank ya vera mush.
Thank you for at least adding something worth laughing at on this thread.