View Full Version : Drummer at the door..
Andrew Sa
05-22-2005, 07:26 PM
So you hear a knocking on your front door...how do you know if its your drummer?
The knocking speeds up,then slows down, and when you finally welcome him, he forgets when to come in!
so anyone else got any drummer/musician jokes...best share them or I will be forced to share some more of mine)and as you can see from above,they arent that funny)
What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians??? A drummer!!
PRSplaya
05-26-2005, 03:24 PM
Q: What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Portis_26
05-26-2005, 04:19 PM
how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to do it and another that says "i can do it faster"
Andrew Sa
05-26-2005, 05:05 PM
what do you call a beautiful lady on your drummers arm?
a tattoo!
PRSplaya
05-27-2005, 09:14 AM
how many drummer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
5... 1 to screw it in, ond 4 to talk about how Niel Pert could do it better
Andrew Sa
05-27-2005, 12:45 PM
what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless
audioanimal
05-30-2005, 05:27 PM
What do you call a drummer who can't keep time?
The lead guitar player. :p
Andrew Sa
05-30-2005, 07:07 PM
How do you know if I guy is the lead singer in A band?
he'll tell you, he'll tell you
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