How hot do you like your chilies?

[Akira]

This is quite interesting:

Yum Yum (http://www.pitara.com/magazine/features/98.htm)

[Jolly McJollyson]

Oh delicious chili. Only people from south of the Mason Dixon can make it correctly, though (that includes those from Mexico).

[Dr_simon]

One of these days I will make you chilli !!

but only after you are 21 !!

[Akira]

One of these days I will make you chilli !!

but only after you are 21 !!

I'm suspicious about this proposal. O_o

[Dr_simon]

It requires beer and the legal drinking age in the US is 21

[Raskolnikov]

It requires beer and the legal drinking age in the US is 21
Now does the beer go in the chili or does it go with the Chili?


'Cause I know I shouldn't have to lecture you regarding the evaporation point of alcohol.

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

I need to go to the toilet just reading that.Simons 'brew' may look a bit like this.

http://hotsauce.com/images/Ass%20In%20The%20Tub%20Armageddon_l.jpg

[alucard0941]

Akira, you can taste my chilies... :p

[Dr_simon]

Rask..both...just make sure you have a lot !!

Cooking beer goes in the pot....(and lord knows there is no shortage of that)

sipping beer goes down the throat !!

[Jolly McJollyson]

Cooking beer goes in the pot....(and lord knows there is no shortage of that)
What, pot?

[Akira]

Akira, you can taste my chilies... :p

I am scared.

[Dr_simon]

just threaten to de-seed the bugger with a tea spoon !!!

[iiholly]

This is kind of related, but I went to the DC 101 chili cook off in Washington DC. It was on Constitution Avenue, which was pretty tight. I didn't have any chili though. All the bands sucked though, except the house band Carbon Leaf and Dan's Band (band from old school).

[Lordathestrings]

There's a new Tobasco Chipotle sauce. I use it like ketchup. I sometimes take my bottle of Dave's Insanity hot sauce with me when I go to a restaurant. Most folks sample it with the tip of a toothpick. I shake it into the bowl - vigorously. I rate Indian restaurants according to the quality of their vindalooo. I love hot Thai food, but even I stop short of the heat level the staff can handle. I'm prepared to believe this new pepper is more than I want to mess with.

But I want to make that assessment for myself.

[Akira]

I'm prepared to believe this new pepper is more than I want to mess with.

But I want to make that assessment for myself.

Me too. I say... BRING IT ON!!!

[SPL]

Thought this thread was about chilies, not "chilli"...

Anyhoo, I'm a total lightweight, a tiny piece of raw jalapeno is enough to make me gag and hickup uncontrollably for about 10 minutes... :(

[Akira]

Thought this thread was about chilies, not "chilli"...

Either is applicable.

[Jolly McJollyson]

This is kind of related, but I went to the DC 101 chili cook off in Washington DC. It was on Constitution Avenue, which was pretty tight. I didn't have any chili though. All the bands sucked though, except the house band Carbon Leaf and Dan's Band (band from old school).
No, Carbon Leaf sucks.

[Raskolnikov]

No, Carbon Leaf sucks.
I'm starting to notice a sharp correlation between liking Carbon Leaf and not-having both X and Y chromosomes.

[Leedogg]

Back when I was in college my Electrical Engineering professor would always go on and on about his hot chili recipe that he entered in competition. He came up with the ingenious name "Burning Diaz".

Oh yea, and one time I fed this kid his parents in a bowl of chili:

http://sp24-7.lambtron.com/scotttenorman.gif

[elklandercc]

Rask..both...just make sure you have a lot !!

Cooking beer goes in the pot....(and lord knows there is no shortage of that)

sipping beer goes down the throat !!

Now when you say in the pot........

[iiholly]

No, Carbon Leaf sucks.
Psh no you suck! :rolleyes: And if you'd been tortured by the band before them, you'd probably be reliefed to hear them too.

[iiholly]

Thought this thread was about chilies, not "chilli"...
:(
Woo, my bad. :eek:

[Jolly McJollyson]

Psh no you suck! :rolleyes: And if you'd been tortured by the band before them, you'd probably be reliefed to hear them too.
I've heard Carbon Leaf many times. And been convinced I could put on a better show every time.

[PonyOne]

using beer instead of water in chili will make it taste better 100% of the time.

i am a chili/hot sauce fanatic; seriously, my entire fridge door is nothing but hot sauces. i have the entire Dave's collection, El Yucateco XXX hot (the mayan recipe), a variety of Blair's sauces, and a host of bizarre mexican and central american sauces i buy at tiny local places.

i pop habaneros for the hell of it at lunch and like nibbling on dried thai chilis. whenever i go to an indian restaurant, i ask them to make it as spicy as possible and, like rask, go from there (i also ask for everything at all the thai, chinese, mexican, ethiopian, etc restaurants to be as spicy as they can bring it).

i worked with a group of mexican guys who gave me a bottle of green El Yucateco and told me it "wasn't really hot but tasted good" and so i pretended i'd never used the stuff and put a whole ton on my burrito and ate it. the next day i brought a bottle of my stuff and they tried it and couldn't take it; it was one of many steps i had to take to be "cool."

i carry at least one of my favorite sauces in my bag with me everywhere i go and it gets laid on everything. i drink entire bottles of hot sauces on dares. i am completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to spicy foods.

[Akira]

using beer instead of water in chili will make it taste better 100% of the time.

i am a chili/hot sauce fanatic; seriously, my entire fridge door is nothing but hot sauces. i have the entire Dave's collection, El Yucateco XXX hot (the mayan recipe), a variety of Blair's sauces, and a host of bizarre mexican and central american sauces i buy at tiny local places.

i pop habaneros for the hell of it at lunch and like nibbling on dried thai chilis. whenever i go to an indian restaurant, i ask them to make it as spicy as possible and, like rask, go from there (i also ask for everything at all the thai, chinese, mexican, ethiopian, etc restaurants to be as spicy as they can bring it).

i worked with a group of mexican guys who gave me a bottle of green El Yucateco and told me it "wasn't really hot but tasted good" and so i pretended i'd never used the stuff and put a whole ton on my burrito and ate it. the next day i brought a bottle of my stuff and they tried it and couldn't take it; it was one of many steps i had to take to be "cool."

i carry at least one of my favorite sauces in my bag with me everywhere i go and it gets laid on everything. i drink entire bottles of hot sauces on dares. i am completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to spicy foods.

Dude, that's dedication... are your turds green?

[PonyOne]

Dude, that's dedication... are your turds green?
no, but they can kill canaries and they strip the finish from the porcelain.

[Raskolnikov]

no, but they can kill canaries and they strip the finish from the porcelain.
While living in Louisiana, I reguarly experienced a phenomena I dubbed "Napalm Poo" for it would burn and it stuck to EVERYTHING.

[Akira]

This thread's gonna end up being locked isn't it? :rolleyes: :p

[Lordathestrings]

While living in Louisiana, I reguarly experienced a phenomena I dubbed "Napalm Poo" for it would burn and it stuck to EVERYTHING.Did it smell like - VICTORY?

:p

[Raskolnikov]

Did it smell like - VICTORY?

:p
I suppose that would depend on if you walked in after me or listening to whoever walked in after me.

[PonyOne]

i'd add some to that post but then it would be going further down the crapper (no pun... okay, yes pun, i couldn't resist) and become inappropriate.

i'll just add that i had a breakfast burrito today that i lathered in Dave's Total Insanity Sauce because my sinuses were clogged. BLAM. no longer. i kind of sniffled in and the clog was gone. granted i started my day breathing heavy and sweating but that's what all the fun is about.

[Akira]

i'd add some to that post but then it would be going further down the crapper (no pun... okay, yes pun, i couldn't resist) and become inappropriate.

i'll just add that i had a breakfast burrito today that i lathered in Dave's Total Insanity Sauce because my sinuses were clogged. BLAM. no longer. i kind of sniffled in and the clog was gone. granted i started my day breathing heavy and sweating but that's what all the fun is about.

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[PonyOne]

pardon my ignorance but what is <33333333333?

i remember seeing in a Jhonen Vasquez comic that there was a bag of chips called "Senor Salsa" and it had an illustration of a little mariachi guy saying "you'll pee fire."

ain't it the truth.