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Jolly McJollyson

03-05-2005, 02:51 AM

PRS playa! Man it's yo' birthday mutha ****a!

joshers

03-05-2005, 02:53 AM

don't you ever sleep?!

chucklivesoninmyheart

03-05-2005, 03:02 AM

Nobody at GT does.Happy birthday PRSPlaya! :D

Dr_simon

03-05-2005, 06:08 AM

Happy Birthday Dude, I hope it is a good one !!!

Today is the day you can enjoy the expulsion of warm air with out even a single pang of guilt !!

Lordathestrings

03-05-2005, 11:22 AM

Happy Birthday!

You can celebrate by getting your friends to come over and help cover all of your walls and windows with aluminium foil to keep out those nasty radio signals. :)

alucard0941

03-05-2005, 11:33 AM

Happy B Day.

Im buying a PRS to tribute you

Jolly McJollyson

03-05-2005, 12:28 PM

don't you ever sleep?!
You posted two minutes after I did. Besides, it was Friday night/Saturday morning. I just woke up now.

Pantallica1

03-05-2005, 12:36 PM

Happy Birthday!!

Don't do anything Jolly wouldn't do!!!!

;)

joshers

03-05-2005, 01:57 PM

lol i know i posted 2 mins after you did.

happy birthday PRS, it feels good growing old

Akira

03-05-2005, 06:06 PM

So i'm a day late. But who cares?

Happy b-day dude.

PRSplaya

03-06-2005, 04:44 AM

It has been one hell of a day! Not as good as I would have hoped, because it seems like everybody but me has to be happy on my birthday. Anyway, I appreciate the kind words everybody! Seem's like it means more ya'll wishing me a happy birthday than it does for my folks taking me out to eat :confused:

Akira

03-06-2005, 04:46 AM

chucklivesoninmyheart

03-06-2005, 06:46 AM

Well what did you get besides food in your stomach!? :D

Lordathestrings

03-06-2005, 12:08 PM

Well what did you get besides food in your stomach!? :D]... and 2 pages of greets from GT? :)

Jolly McJollyson

03-06-2005, 01:46 PM

]... and 2 pages of greets from GT? :)
You Birthday-ass Mutha-****a!

chucklivesoninmyheart

03-06-2005, 02:47 PM

But what did he really get!? :p

PRSplaya

03-07-2005, 07:40 AM

Grandparents paid for an eye doctor visit and some new glasses, and my pops gave me some money for a new computer desk. Best of all was my friends getting me really drunk :rolleyes: . They took me to this little bar that's close to one of my friends houses, and there was this little 3 piece band playing which was really cool, because they were pretty darn good. After we went through a couple of pitchers and a few games of pool, one of my friends started talking to the guitarist/singer and next thing I know, they're calling me to the mic and he hands me his guitar. So, I pulled out the only two things I knew I wouldn't screw up which was "Can't You See" by the Marshall Tucker Band, and "Knockin' on Heaven't Door." "Can't You See" went ok until I forgot the words, and "KOHD" started out good, but I broke the high E string during the solo, and it jus threw me all out of whack. Then the drummer and bassist went on break and my friend got me to play this little bluesy jam type song that I alway's play and they all got up there taking turns singing stuff off the top of their heads. I probalby had about 6-7 people standing up there passing the mic around. It was great!

I'm surprised my last post was remotley cohearant, because I was so unbelievably drunk at that time. I had been drinking since 7p.m. and was still drinking when I posted at 4:44a.m. :rolleyes:

Leedogg

03-07-2005, 07:59 PM

elklandercc

03-07-2005, 08:19 PM

Thats gonna be a sweet show. Wish I could go down. Happy late b-day prsplaya.

PRSplaya

03-08-2005, 10:37 AM

Happy Belated Birthday. You should come up for Memphis in May. They got a killer line up (http://www.memphisinmay.org/mim.asp?ID1=Beale+Street+Music+Festival&ID2=Line%2DUp) this year.

Sweetness! I've missed the last few years, so I might try to come up this year. Kinda funny that It's called Memphis in May, and only one of the 3 day's is actually in May :rolleyes:

kingdavid

03-08-2005, 11:04 AM

Happy Birthday man!! Luv Ya!!

Jolly McJollyson

03-08-2005, 11:07 AM

Happy Birthday man!! Luv Ya!!
Hey hey hey. You've crossed the GT boundaries here, man. None of that up-front, internet love.

kingdavid

03-08-2005, 11:44 AM

Hey hey hey. You've crossed the GT boundaries here, man. None of that up-front, internet love.
I love you too Jolly.
No need to get jealous. :D

chucklivesoninmyheart

03-08-2005, 01:47 PM

Hey hey hey. You've crossed the GT boundaries here, man. None of that up-front, internet love.

Not unless your drunk...

Akira

03-08-2005, 04:24 PM

Everyone knows all laws are bypassed when drunk...

Lordathestrings

03-08-2005, 10:31 PM

Everyone knows all laws are bypassed when drunk...Drunk ?!?

Drunk ???

Me n' my Celtic ancestors can assure you, good sir, that we are not drunk 'til we've broken th'last blade of grass holdin' us onta the face of God's green earth!

s'truth!! ;)

Jolly McJollyson

03-08-2005, 11:02 PM

Drunk ?!?

Drunk ???

Me n' my Celtic ancestors can assure you, good sir, that we are not drunk 'til we've broken th'last blade of grass holdin' us onta the face of God's green earth!

s'truth!! ;)
You're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.

Lordathestrings

03-08-2005, 11:08 PM

You're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.... and then not until you've broken the last blade of grass... ;)

Raskolnikov

03-08-2005, 11:08 PM

You're not drunk until you're facedown on your lawn holding on for dear life.
In lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.

Jolly McJollyson

03-08-2005, 11:11 PM

In lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.
A carpet in general is good.

Lordathestrings

03-08-2005, 11:11 PM

In lue of a lawn (such as in an urban environment), that mat thing everybody has in front of their toilet is an acceptable substitute.Making all due obeisance to the Porcelain Goddess should not be confused with acts of indulgence-fueled contrition like screaming "Neeeww Yooooooorkkkk" into the sink!

Jolly McJollyson

03-08-2005, 11:13 PM

Making all due obeisance to the Porcelain Goddess should not be confused with acts of indulgence-fueled contrition like screaming "Neeeww Yooooooorkkkk" into the sink!
HA! Brilliant.

Akira

03-09-2005, 04:07 AM

The last time I went to a party, I ended up on top of a shed somehow; I would say I was pretty drunk.

Jolly McJollyson

03-09-2005, 09:24 AM

The last time I went to a party, I ended up on top of a shed somehow.
Like Almost Famous? I hope you yelled "I DIG MUSIC!!!...I'M ON DRUGS!!!"

Akira

03-09-2005, 10:44 AM

Like Almost Famous? I hope you yelled "I DIG MUSIC!!!...I'M ON DRUGS!!!"

*is baffled and confused* :confused:

Jolly McJollyson

03-09-2005, 02:00 PM

*is baffled and confused* :confused:
It is a movie.

http://www.therisenrealm.com/images/funnies/s1/78.JPG

PRSplaya

03-09-2005, 02:59 PM

what the heck was that? :confused:

Jolly McJollyson

03-09-2005, 03:00 PM

what the heck was that? :confused:
We were talking about how drunk is "drunk."

Akira

03-09-2005, 03:39 PM

I won the "most drunken person" award at the last party I went to.

For the following reasons:

- I ended up on a shed, and couldn't recall how or why I got on there.

- I slam danced into the floor with a beer bottle in my hand, the glass cut my hand quite badly, instead of cleaning my hand up, I ran around the house screaming "BATTLE DAMAGE!!"

- Towards the end of the night I had to get people to carry me from the front room to the back room to get more beer, and back again, being as I could hardly walk.

- I talked about my sex life in depth to a bunch of people whilst rolling about on the floor trying to figure out what I was eating.

- I attempted to walk home 4 times but gave up each time as when I got to the end of the street, I couldn't remember the rest of the way. The thing is, the house where the party was at, was inbetween my primary school, and my secondary school; I had walked the same route for 11 years.

So, lets here everyone elses drunken tales!

Lordathestrings

03-09-2005, 03:54 PM

I won the "most drunken person" award at the last party I went to....First Prize: A truly MONUMENTAL hangover! :eek:

PRSplaya

03-09-2005, 07:21 PM

We were talking about how drunk is "drunk."

I'm talking about that picture :confused:

PRSplaya

03-09-2005, 07:24 PM

back to the tales of drunkenness. I got the nickname "Volcano" one night because my drunk friends carried my incapable of walking drunk arse back to the hotel room and threw me in the bed on my back. A little while later I erupted! :rolleyes:

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-09-2005, 07:30 PM

I'm 15... of course I don't have any drunken tales... *looks around the room nervously* what? stop looking at me...

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-09-2005, 07:31 PM

oh, and a happy birthday, even though I'm a few days late... whatever...

PRSplaya

03-09-2005, 08:22 PM

Thanks 6strings!

BTW, don't be in a hurry to get any drunk stories!!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-09-2005, 10:58 PM

umm... wow... I had no idea tequila could do that to you...

Raskolnikov

03-09-2005, 11:50 PM

Tequila puts me right to sleep, though it was largely responsible for my first Mardi Gras being as "grotesquely decorative" as it was.

Dr_simon

03-10-2005, 08:06 AM

Unfortunately I am one of those people who is not sick and has to really push it before they pass out. This is not a good survival strategy.

We used to slam Tequila. Last time we did this I ended up on all fours chasing a young women round the pool table, barking at her and trying (successfully) to bight her ass. Fortunately she had just asked me to scare her to cure her hickups. Im not the sort of person you want to ask to scare you after far too many slammers.

Tequila is a strange drink.

Ooozo and gin are also quite odd. All three have a habit for freezing my brain and leaving my body to do exactly what it wants. Not good !

Three day hangovers followed by months of icy stares, quandaries about which bars you have recently been kicked out of and crys of "look Im sorry, I didn't mean it honest I was just mortal drunk". Not even a little bit fun.

LATS I know EXACTLY what you mean about tequila hangovers.

Then I got married and stopped all that malarky. I now drink 10-15 year old Single Malts and VSOP cognac in small quantities and have the occasional beer (no more than 3 or 4 pints). Wine is dangerous as I tend to get a little carried away with my self and that leads to grief from C who hardly drinks at all.

The last time I went drinking with Dan I was hung-over for an entire week (I think I was winging about in the admin forum feeling very sorry for my self). Man that was a bad time.

Moral of the story, the road of excess can lead to the palace of wisdom but not without a lot of falling over and taking three steps in a random directing for every one forward.

TELEGIRL39

03-16-2005, 04:30 AM

Happy belated Birthday Hope ya had a nice one

Akira

03-16-2005, 04:39 AM

Wine is dangerous as I tend to get a little carried away with my self and that leads to grief from C who hardly drinks at all..

Damn right. My biggest mistake last time I went to a party was drinking a full bottle of wine to myself, in 10minutes.

PRSplaya

03-16-2005, 07:57 AM

Thanks Telegirl!

Akira... you deserved whatever happened to you for drinking a whole bottle of wine in 10 min. :rolleyes: that's just.... well.... hmm.... come to think of it, I drank over half a fith (750ml) of Bacardi Lemon in one big gulp on top of half a case (12) of beer. Though, I don't remember what happened to me after that, I'm sure I deserved it...lol :D

Jolly McJollyson

03-16-2005, 08:08 AM

Damn right. My biggest mistake last time I went to a party was drinking a full bottle of wine to myself, in 10minutes.
Seems like such a shame...devouring wine before you can even taste it.

Dr_simon

03-16-2005, 08:12 AM

Humm that depends on how good the wine is !

Jolly McJollyson

03-16-2005, 08:15 AM

Humm that depends on how good the wine is !
Point taken...now WHY am I up so early??? :confused:

chucklivesoninmyheart

03-16-2005, 08:18 AM

Youve been up all night drinking wine mabey?Nothing like a big cold bottle of arbor mist all to yourself.

Lordathestrings

03-16-2005, 09:42 AM

Ah, the good ol' days, huddled among the junked cars with a bottle of Ripple! :rolleyes:

Lordathestrings

03-16-2005, 06:27 PM

Damn right. My biggest mistake last time I went to a party was drinking a full bottle of wine to myself, in 10minutes.I can see you have a fine future ahead of you!

Akira

03-17-2005, 04:46 AM

I can see you have a fine future ahead of you!

I'll have you know that I have not been drunk at all this year! I haven't touched a drop... wait, ok, so i've had 4 beers. But that's 4 beers over a time of 3 months!

Jolly McJollyson

03-17-2005, 10:59 AM

Ah, the good ol' days, huddled among the junked cars with a bottle of Ripple! :rolleyes:
I guess that was when your "guitar career" involved playing on the sidewalk with an open case?

Lordathestrings

03-17-2005, 11:26 AM

I guess that was when your "guitar career" involved playing on the sidewalk with an open case?Case? Case?

If I had the coin for a case, I woulda had better swill than Ripple!

crazywolf

03-17-2005, 03:52 PM

Only at GT can a thread about someones birthday last over 12 days!

6strngs_2hmbkrs

03-17-2005, 04:00 PM

Only at GT can a thread about someones birthday last over 12 days!
and start talking about tequila... and generate 62 replys...

Dr_simon

03-17-2005, 04:37 PM

and a lot of vomiting !

Lordathestrings

03-17-2005, 04:59 PM

And some truly grotesque neural re-wiring!

Pantallica1

03-18-2005, 03:51 PM

What is this ripple you speak of?

Lordathestrings

03-18-2005, 04:46 PM

crazywolf

03-18-2005, 04:54 PM

What is this ripple you speak of?
Ripple wine, very cheap wine, but still gets the job done. Popular in the 60's through the 80's, but no longer made.

Pantallica1

03-19-2005, 10:21 AM

It's a cheap, screw-top wine. When I visited friends in the States, we used to throw a few in the freezer. After they turned to slush, we'd sit in the shade and sip the remaining liquid through a straw.

Mmmmm, that sounds good.

Is it a sweeter wine? Or more bitter? I like sweet wine, I can't handle the thicker tasting ones like Merlot. They taste like drinking butter to me. :confused:

Lordathestrings

03-19-2005, 01:06 PM

Mmmmm, that sounds good.

Is it a sweeter wine? Or more bitter? I like sweet wine, I can't handle the thicker tasting ones like Merlot. They taste like drinking butter to me. :confused:Well, as crazywolf says, it's not being made anymore. And you don't want to abuse a good wine by doing the 'slush' thing to it. So any cheap wine will do.

Just be careful about it. It makes for nice cold sipping through a straw poked into the bottle, but the alcohol ratio gets up around 40 - 50 % because most of the water content is frozen out, leaving the alcohol and some grape concentrate.