cat pee

[meandmyRG]

Hello all, ive been sitting here with my mate and we have come up with a theory. Cat pee glows under black light and budgerigars/parakeets glow under black light. what does the family cat like to eat, the family budgie. therefore we believe that the only reason cat pee glows under black light is because off their daily dietry parakeet intake. :rolleyes:



Please excuse the inane rambling, I promise we are not under the influence of any alcoholic beverages what so ever. :D

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Yes,its true,cat pee will glow under a black light,but not because of parakeets.

NOW HOW COOL IS THAT? :eek:

[Pantallica1]

Yes,its true,cat pee will glow under a black light,but not because of parakeets.

NOW HOW COOL IS THAT? :eek:

I sense a bit of sarcasm chuck.

[alucard0941]

Dude if cat pee glows in the dark, put it all over my guitar strings.

When I play in the dark...my strings will glow

people will think its magic!!! :D

[Hamberg]

thats why they make violin strings from cat pee

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Are you serious hamberg? :confused:

Then shouldn't symphonies partially glow?

[Dr_simon]

Errr that would be catgut, it is different !

[Akira]

Dude if cat pee glows in the dark, put it all over my guitar strings.

When I play in the dark...my strings will glow

people will think its magic!!! :D

Your fingers would also smell quite badly! :p

[alucard0941]

Your fingers would also smell quite badly! :p

haha and slippery

[Akira]

haha and slippery

Oh the possibilities.

[pstring]

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[Angus lover]

CALL NOW while the supply last..........................

But you didn't give us the number! 1-800-CATS-PEE?

[Pantallica1]

*Dials*

1-800-PEE-STRNG

Hahahaha that's funny, that's your name too.

[meandmyRG]

Apologies for my extreme stupidity, I was not feeling myself that night (Ill be doing that later when nobodys around :p ).

[Akira]

Apologies for my extreme stupidity, I was not feeling myself that night (Ill be doing that later when nobodys around :p ).

Don't wanna know. :rolleyes:

[Dr_simon]

Uh Hemmm, we might want to tone this one down a little as well lads !!

[Akira]

The Doc has spoken! *thunder*

[meandmyRG]

sorry guys.

While cat pee would be rather hard to add to your guitar, a guitar covered in glowing parakeet feathers would not be impossible.

[Pantallica1]

The Doc has spoken! *thunder*

HAHA@that

Doc should change his name to..........


THUNDERSTICK!!

[Akira]

HAHA@that

Doc should change his name to..........


THUNDERSTICK!!

Or, Dr_Thunderstick!

[Dr_simon]

How about: Dr_strikes_you_with_thunder_and_then_does_a_dance_on_the_squashy_bits_that_are_left_afterwards_sir

[Aesc-leah]

How about: Dr_strikes_you_with_thunder_and_then_does_a_dance_on_the_squashy_bits_that_are_left_afterwards_sir
I like his sense of humour.

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Ahhhhh!Fatality!

[Aesc-leah]

Ahhhhh!Fatality!
???
im new.
and english.

[paradyme]

???
im new.
and english.


Nothing wrong with being English- I believe that may have been a Mortal Kombat reference.

[Pantallica1]

How about: Dr_strikes_you_with_thunder_and_then_does_a_dance_on_the_squashy_bits_that_are_left_afterwards_sir


Ouch. I don't think that fits the requirements for a nickname though.

Hey here comes Dr_strikes_you_with_thunder_and_then_does_a_dance_on_the_squashy_bits_that_are_left_afterwards_sir.

Whats up, Dr_strikes_you_with_thunder_and_then_does_a_dance_on_the_squashy_bits_that_are_left_afterwards_sir?

See what I mean?

[Dr_simon]

I duno, i think it maybe has a certain ring to it !

[Lordathestrings]

I duno, i think it maybe has a certain ring to it !I suspect you're suffering the after-effects of too much polysyllabic medi-babble.

[Pantallica1]

I suspect you're suffering the after-effects of too much polysyllabic medi-babble.


A who in the what???

[Lordathestrings]

A who in the what???
No, it's more a case of what's in who...

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Nahhh...better not...

[Jolly McJollyson]

Nahhh...better not...
Yeah, good thinkin'.

[Akira]

Sausages. :)

[Jolly McJollyson]

Sausages. :)
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!! OH ****! WE GOTTA GET THE **** OUTTA HERE!!!

[Dr_simon]

Humm Im feeling the string desire to brush up my gross anatomy.

[Akira]

Partialy disected cows bottom. :)

[Pantallica1]

Partialy disected cows bottom. :)

Where in God's green Earth did that come from???

[alucard0941]

sooo... what was the initial question of the forum?

[Lordathestrings]

Partialy disected cows bottom. :)Now that's gross anatomy!! :p

[Pantallica1]

Now that's gross anatomy!! :p

I love how these threads get so easily sidetracked.

Ahh, only at GT.

[Akira]

sooo... what was the initial question of the forum?

I can't actually remember. But the thread title is "cat pee", so i'm not sure we'd necessarily want to know.

[Pantallica1]

Something about rubbing cat pee on your guitar strings to make them glow under a black light....ewwww.

[Akira]

It's nice to know we have such a nice family here at GT who refrain from talking about things of a digusting nature. :)