she has a girlfriend now!

[iiholly]

WOAH... ok making it longer... like WOAH

[Jolly McJollyson]

Like Woah? That's hott.

[iiholly]

haha hott with the hottness... i thought i threw my lighter out the window but it was just a cigg so i'm good haha

[Jolly McJollyson]

Good, maybe now you'll take your own advice and stop smoking! You hypocrite.

[iiholly]

I can't help that I'm just soooo sexy that people just give them to me. I'm quitting after the 3 packs for sure. I won't even smoke the third pack probably. Thats like 60 ciggs... noooo good. I'll get bronchitis.

[Jolly McJollyson]

SIXTY!? You're ruining yourself, Holly. I smoked my last cigarette on the 21st.

[iiholly]

Thats kind of my fault, so you owe me your life. That makes us even! Sweet!

[Jolly McJollyson]

We are NOT even. You saved a couple years. "Giant Fighting Robot" added an easy half-century onto yours.

[iiholly]

Atleast! I love that song with my entire being... geez it rocks my sock with the madness of rocking sockage of the... okay I got a bit carried away.

ska is the best... thats all i can say... you should do a remix of giant fighting robot into like every genre of music...

[Jolly McJollyson]

Actually, we're working on a Ska version of Sting's "Fields of Gold."

[iiholly]

Sting is rockin'... I could marry that guy if he wasn't soo himself.

[Raskolnikov]

http://www.cavalierdaily.com:2001/.Archives/1998/September/22/aereel.gif

[iiholly]

thats hott haha wow... this post has absolutely no meaning besides... HOTT

[Jolly McJollyson]

Hott to the MAX!!! Do you wanna lend me a buck for a soda?

[iiholly]

soda sucks

[Jolly McJollyson]

:( <--Sad face. DO YOU SEE MY SAD FACE!?

I weep.

[iiholly]

Well I'm just trying to save you from becoming diabetic fatty. Hahaha j/k... but really... SODA=damnation

[Jolly McJollyson]

Well, thanks, that means a lot. But I don't drink but so much, and I go running, so I guess it balances out.

[iiholly]

That's hott, but I'm going to bed now. We'll continue this tomorrow before you go off and ski and leave me alone. My goal while you're gone is to catch up to your number of posts. So I only have to post like... 500 times. I can do it! Woo I have to get up in 4 hours I'm going to die.

Anyways... I'm going to tell a story. Once I was walking down the street drunk... I proceeded to try to light a cigaretter, but instead I ran into a parked car. It came out of no where I swear!

Hmm... what else what else what else what else. Ummm... I have toes! ADIOS!

[Jolly McJollyson]

I'm not going to go ski until Thursday. Night!

[Homebrew1709]

what is this, a race to 2000 posts?!

[Kutzki]

"Giant Fighting Robot" is amazing
and Jolly macks it up with his vocals and mad licks!
it does rock my socks off :D

k rock on dudes and dudets

[PRSplaya]

so, uh..... what exactly was the point of this post again :confused: Was it for Holly to let us know she has a girlfriend, or just an excuse to get a higher post count?

[kingdavid]

I've never claimed to be that fast, so don't point fingers at me when I ask,who has a girlfriend I hOlly?
Hey, that was a typing error, I was gonna correct it, but doesn't it look kinda cool , writting I hOlly rather than Iholly?

[Lordathestrings]

...I was gonna correct it, but doesn't it look kinda cool , writting I hOlly rather than Iholly?Considering that her username is actually iiholly ... :rolleyes:

[Axl_Rose]

Hang on.. iiholly has a girlfriend... *scratches head* :confused: But iihollys a... :eek:

[Akira]

But iihollys a... :eek:

...Frying pan!! :eek:

[iiholly]

She has a girlfriend now is a Reel Big Fish song... geez! You guys need to get hooked up with ska.

[Axl_Rose]

I dont understand what this post means :(

[alucard0941]

MAN!!

I tired to make a thread to hire my thead counts but it got cancled...

is it just me or are the mods easier of women???? :eek: :eek:

[The Ace]

I'm dissapointed in all of you. I was reading a perfectly grand conversation between jolly and iiholly, and you guys come in, making ridiculous comments that intimate that iiholly is a homosexual.

I just wanted to see there conversation go further! You people ruin everything!




*goes to room and cries, but gets consoled by a rerun of 7th heaven*

[iiholly]

No... its because me and jolly had a meaningful converation that was relevant to everything in life!

[Jolly McJollyson]

Yup. It was really deep. Deeper than that well that baby Jessica fell in.

[iiholly]

I wish I knew what the hell you were talking about half of the time, you crazy granny. Btw converation isn't a word... but it is now.

Oh but more importantly... I though I made a word. But its an actual word... SPLICE. The english language always has to ruin my fun.

[Jolly McJollyson]

You don't know baby Jessica? She's the little girl that fell in the well.

Yeah, the Englosh language can be a real ho-bag sometimes.

[iiholly]

Like the chick in The Ring? bah that movie cracked me up (i almost put crapped me up for the record)

Thats why everyone speak spanish! Hooked on phonics would actually work then!

[Jolly McJollyson]

Well, except they rescued Jessica...and she didn't make a videotape to haunt others.

[iiholly]

Yeah... I still don't get how she made the video tape. Crazy script writers. I should write a script... it'd be the best ever. I'd make it about... dolphin sex!

[Jolly McJollyson]

Dolphins are the only other animal that do it for pleasure.

[iiholly]

Exactly, who could resist dolphin porn? Okay, this is getting weird. *changes subject* how about that... thing with the thing and you know that other person with thing sticking of their neck... what the hell is that anyways?

[Jolly McJollyson]

I'm honestly not sure. My guess is a rabid octopus.

Honestly, though, what the hell did you think would happen when you put sugar in evaporating water?

[iiholly]

Well... nothing really. But I was almost postive salt would do something. Apparently not though.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Salt has few uses. One of those uses is body-shots. Which are kick-ass.

[Akira]

Jolly has hypergonaditis! :eek:

[Axl_Rose]

*scratches head* :confused: What is goin on!

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Ive concluded this is a way to boost their post count...of which I am now a participant. :rolleyes:

[PonyOne]

what the hell is going on here :confused:

[PRSplaya]

I think it's something that only the sick and twisted minds of Holly and Jolly understand.

[Lordathestrings]

I think it's something that only the sick and twisted minds of Holly and Jolly understand.'band-aid' & 'band-aid recipient' are basically chatting in public. :p

[alucard0941]

Holly and Jolly

have a holly jolly christmas yall

[Akira]

have a holly jolly christmas yall

Dude, xmas was over a month ago. :p