So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.

[Jolly McJollyson]

So it's come to this. A guitartricks theme song.
To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"

Oh my God...

HUH!

Welcome to guitartricks
We know our forum's lame
Click the links some users post
They're dead as Kurt Cobain!

We are instructors that can teach
Whatever you don't need
That's why people ask the same old stuff
times a hundred seventeen!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a popup in the way
Visitor 100,000
I've been that twice today!

But it's a very sexy page
With layout crisp and clean
Thank God I can pollute this place
Just by being me!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING
It'll take through Spring!

Welcome to guitartricks
There's a Bush bash everyday
Kerry gets a little too
because balance is the way

But you gotta remember what you say
Contradiction inevitably
Somebody will notice it
And laugh at your ass "hee hee"

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!
Hell, spell "Grammar" with an "E"!

Cuz when it's lagged you never
Ever wanna come back
come back
come baaaaaack
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

You know where you are?
You at GUITARTRICKS BABY!!!
YOU NEED A LIFE!!!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
Jam frame lo lo LOADING

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freee FREEE!

At guitar tricks
WELCOME TO GUITARTRICKS
All your grammar's worry,
I SAID THAT JUNK IS WORRY FREE! UNGH!!!

[iamthe_eggman]

ROTFL

67890

[Dr_simon]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out !

[Jolly McJollyson]

Waddya think, Jon? Can you set it up so this plays whenever you access the site? Hahaha, that'd be hilarious.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out !

Ah, it's all in good fun Doc! Besides, if we can't laugh at ourselves...well...I guess we should stick to laughing at others?

[Hammurabi]

I like it.

You could actually fit a lot of it into "Right Now" by SR-71 as well, just for those of you who love punk and shun G&R.

[Meta]

AHHAHAAH
AHHAAH
HA
HA
HA
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AHAHAHAHAH
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AHAHHA
HA


......that was funny

[The Ace]

Wow.... should I say it?

HCIJLSHTID,WUTH(OWYP)TCB,RIWSFBSCA

translation:

Holy Crap I just laughed sooo hard that I died, Went up to heaven (Or whatever you prefer) Then Came back, Realized it wasn't so funny but ckuckled anyway.

*woo*

That was awesome....

One question, where's the guitar solo?!?! :D

(done)

[Jolly McJollyson]

One question, where's the guitar solo?!?! :D


Exactly where Slash put it...

[Hammurabi]

"Solos" are for sissies. Real men play the whole song that way. :rolleyes:

[iiholly]

hahaha, that has to be one of the best things i've ever seen posted on this forum. I'm so proud.

[Meta]

only could something that insanely stupid[but funny as crap] come from a guy named Jolly McJollyson


:p

[arcane science]

Oh my, I had a massive smile on my face while reading that, I almost started laughing, but then realized I'm in Social class where people would think I'm just as insane if I did that. But yes, kudos to those lyrics, I played the music in my head and it seemed to go along quite well.

[Leedogg]

OMG dude, I just now read that song. It is frickin' hilarious. Being a life-long GNR fan I salute you. Now to steal your idea and pun a few songs of my own....mwahahaha.

[Jolly McJollyson]

I bring this theme song back to LIFE!

[iiholly]

I miss that pop up ad.

[x0o_BurnOut_o0x]

LMFAO!! That song roxors! Im loving the fact that its to Welcome to the Jungle. GNR would castrate you for it but here we support this kind of ****.

[Jolly McJollyson]

I miss that pop up ad.
yeah, I hear ya.

[Kevin Taylor]

My original post of Jolly's pic still stands...except now he's wearing shades.

[Jolly McJollyson]

My original post of Jolly's pic still stands...except now he's wearing shades.
What original post?

[The Ace]

I bring this theme song back to LIFE!

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. Can't you just accept the fact that your 15 minutes of fame are over?

[Akira]

*has only just read song*

...

LMFAO.

[iiholly]

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. Can't you just accept the fact that your 15 minutes of fame are over?

No, he can't. Plus, he had to expose it to new members.

[Jolly McJollyson]

That's the lamest thing I've ever heard. Can't you just accept the fact that your 15 minutes of fame are over?
ouch, dude...ouch.

[Pantallica1]

ouch, dude...ouch.

Oh nevermind that, it's a good parody. I'm gonna call you Weird Jolly McYankavic.

[The Ace]

No, he can't. Plus, he had to expose it to new members.

But we can't let him continue! He's corrupting the youth of guitartricks!!

[Jolly McJollyson]

But we can't let him continue! He's corrupting the youth of guitartricks!!
Yup!!! :D :D :D

[Meta]

what can we say about our dear pop up ad =(

it was a good ad it always made me feel speacial...knowing, I could come on and Always be the 100,000th visitor of the day =(

Oh well R.I.P 100,000th visitor today ad you will be missed.

[Akira]

what can we say about our dear pop up ad =(

it was a good ad it always made me feel speacial...knowing, I could come on and Always be the 100,000th visitor of the day =(

Oh well R.I.P 100,000th visitor today ad you will be missed.

*welsh accent* We are gathered here today...

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

ok, well, this is my first time reading the song, and I don't remember the 100,000th visiter ad. but the song is still FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!! I would have burst out laughing if it wasn't midnight and I didn't want to wake my parents. hats off to jolly on this one

[iiholly]

You didn't miss much, I hated that thing.

Jolly would corrupt the youth of guitar tricks either way.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

You didn't miss much, I hated that thing.

Jolly would corrupt the youth of guitar tricks either way.
no one likes uncorrupted youth anyway

[The Ace]

I'm ashamed of guitartricks for letting Jolly get the attention he does. His social status is soaring far higher than it should - anybody can make sarcastic comments, and rewrite words. I will not let guitartricks become a Jolly shrine! So from now on, to show my disapproval to you - I will henceforth never be the one to post after you.

I suppose at this point, I'm supposed to say just kidding, and take back all I said.



Ya, I guess I do...

[Jolly McJollyson]

I'm ashamed of guitartricks for letting Jolly get the attention he does. His social status is soaring far higher than it should - anybody can make sarcastic comments, and rewrite words. I will not let guitartricks become a Jolly shrine! So from now on, to show my disapproval to you - I will henceforth never be the one to post after you.

I suppose at this point, I'm supposed to say just kidding, and take back all I said.



Ya, I guess I do...
Hey, man, I think you need a big Jolly hug.

[The Ace]

..........

[Jolly McJollyson]

..........
And so you've broken your vow.

[Meta]

I'm ashamed of guitartricks for letting Jolly get the attention he does. His social status is soaring far higher than it should - anybody can make sarcastic comments, and rewrite words. I will not let guitartricks become a Jolly shrine! So from now on, to show my disapproval to you - I will henceforth never be the one to post after you.

I suppose at this point, I'm supposed to say just kidding, and take back all I said.



Ya, I guess I do...

hehe, shut up and make me a sandwich....again =p
Jolly puts up with all my crap so i don't care if guitartricks becomes comepletley dedicated to him or not

[The Ace]

And so you've broken your vow.

You think you're too cool for school Jolly. Well, I got news for you. You're not.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Wow, when Holly linked to this I didn't realize how recently I'd written it... I thought I wrote it WAY before 2004...

[pizzicatopicker]

heheheh...

WWWWWWWWhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee..........

[R. Shackleferd]

Revived for a good laugh.

[MagicalMystery]

We should gather some guitarists and post this song on youtube or something. You know, just for the hell of it.