hi everyone i'm new here and i think this website rocks!!!

[butterflyangel]

I'm a guitar playin canadian and i found this website two days ago!! And i think it is really cool!! And its great to see a whole lot of music enthusiasts on here!!! I think i could really learn alot here, and i appreciate any help and support you all can give me!!! Right now i am so inspired by joe satriani!!! I have been playing guitar on and off for 20yrs, and now i have the drive to finish what i started lol!!! So if any of you feel that way too, post a reply, i'd love to meet ya online and chat!!! And just a plain ole 'hi' is great too lol!!! :cool: :p :D -i love these emoticons lol!!! they are soo cool lol!!

[iamthe_eggman]

Welcome dude!

[iamthe_eggman]

Umm... I mean, "lady".

[Jolly McJollyson]

woah...howdy?

[Azrael]

Welcome aboard!

[iiholly]

Its about time we had some more estrogen on this forum. Welcome to guitar tricks. :)

[butterflyangel]

Thx For All Your 'hi's And Dont Worry Eggman You Can Call Me Dude Then I Feel Like Part Of The Team Lol!!!

[butterflyangel]

Hey Iiholly Lets Start An All Chic Band Lol!! Give 'er Lol!!!

[DreamRyche2112]

Hey, wlecome aboard, hope you find guitar tricks helpful, one tip of advice, stay away from the eggman, hes a little nuts. :) :)

[iiholly]

Its not a team... we're all out to get each other. *bites off a head of a puppy then spits it out* :mad:

[Jolly McJollyson]

*bites off a head of a puppy then spits it out* :mad:

FLUFFERS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[butterflyangel]

Hahahhahahaahahhaha Iiholly!!!!

[iamthe_eggman]

FLUFFERS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Whatcha talking about? I'm right here, snookums!

[iamthe_eggman]

Its not a team... we're all out to get each other. *bites off a head of a puppy then spits it out* :mad:

That wasn't a puppy! That was Ozzy Osbourne!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Jolly McJollyson]

Whatcha talking about? I'm right here, snookums!

There are lines eggman. Lines.

[Lordathestrings]

I'm a guitar playin canadian and ... I have been playing guitar on and off for 20yrs, and now i have the drive to finish what i started lol!!! So if any of you feel that way too, post a reply, i'd love to meet ya online and chat!!! ...I bought my first guitar in 1968, and ever since then I've been amusing myself and anoying the neighbors! I have long since resigned myself to the realisation that I'm much better at buying guitars than I am at playing them. :o

You'll get used to all the Americans online here - just remember that they have no idea what temperatures in Celcius degrees actually feel like, km distances don't make sense to them, and if dollar values are given in Beaverbucks instead of greenbacks, confusion is inevitable. Oh, yeah, and political discussions can get absolutely out of hand around here! :p

Spend some time trolling the Tricks section - the instructors here are the best the world has to offer!

And of course, with Lordathestrings and pstring lending their expertise, your gear problems become manageable. (If I do say so myself) :D

[kingdavid]

You're right Iiholly, some estrogen wouldn't do this forum any harm.

Wellcome aboard buttefly. I was gonna say, like I usually say to knew folks, that you'll like this site, but as is plain to see, you already do.

Watch the stalkers!! :eek:

[iamthe_eggman]

There are lines eggman. Lines.

Which I gleefully cross at every opportunity.

[The Ace]

Dont Worry Eggman You Can Call Me Dude Then I Feel Like Part Of The Team Lol!!!

Actually "dude" is code for:

Your a wanker and I hate you.

Of course when eggman uses this term, he actually means:

I'm going to kill you, then eat all your internal organs with minestrone soup, mmm... minestrone.*


Oh no, women are taking over the site!

.... No I've got that wrong, guys are still ruling here by about..... a lot...

Anyway enjoy the site, bla bla bla....



*= This saying has been told to me before by eggman, which is the reason I am now in the Hospital for the legally insane....

[butterflyangel]

i'm a what? wanker? and you are gonna do what to my intestines?lmao The_Ace
well is say, in canada, a dude.....is a buddy who brings thier own beer to your party, doesnt trash your pad, uses the potty instead of your lawn, and helps you the couch when you fall off your chair,orders you a pizza when you get the munchies, and helps you clean it all up in the morning!!!! ahhhh house party, love it lol!!!

you are sooo right Lordofthestrings!! lol

[The Ace]

In America that is commonly referred to as somebody's ______.

It starts with a "B" and ends with and "itch"


(Careful, their are virgin ears on this forum)

[Lordathestrings]

Here in Calgary, that sounds like the description of a woman who is welcome to park her boots under my bed any ol' day!

You're young enough Ace, that you have time to learn these things. I only hope that you're lucky enough to live that long.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Dear Butterfly Angel,

Out of your ten posts. I counted fifteen uses of the "Lol" abbreviation. If this horrendous overusage does not stop, I will have to notify proper authorities and have you taken to lame-ass prison. Where lame-asses go.

[iiholly]

Dear Butterfly Angel,

Out of your ten posts. I counted fifteen uses of the "Lol" abbreviation. If this horrendous overusage does not stop, I will have to notify proper authorities and have you taken to lame-ass prison. Where lame-asses go.

PS. **** you... I can't say that can I... I mean... go away. :mad: I eat butterflies for breakfast.

[Jolly McJollyson]

PS. **** you... I can't say that can I... I mean... go away. :mad: I eat butterflies for breakfast.

PSS. We're serious. We'll eat you. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! :mad:

[iamthe_eggman]

Dear Butterfly Angel,

Out of your ten posts. I counted fifteen uses of the "Lol" abbreviation. If this horrendous overusage does not stop, I will have to notify proper authorities and have you taken to lame-ass prison. Where lame-asses go.

LOL!!! You're a riot, Jolly!!! ROTFL!!! LMAO!!!! WYSIWYG!!! HTML!!!! YAMAHA!!!! IQ!!!! A!!!! SPAGHETTI-O'S!!!!

[Jolly McJollyson]

HTML!!!! YAMAHA!!!! IQ!!!! A!!!! SPAGHETTI-O'S!!!!

Spaghetti-o's?

[kingdavid]

Here in Calgary, that sounds like the description of a woman who is welcome to park her boots under my bed any ol' day!...
I told you Butterfly, watch the stalkers!!! :D

[Lordathestrings]

I'll have you know, sir, that I resemble that remark! ;)

[iamthe_eggman]

Spaghetti-o's?

Mmmmm.... Spaghetti-o's.....

[butterflyangel]

wow...some of you need a day job...so thats it! i'm with Lordofthestrings and KingDavid!!!! thx Lord for your canadian understanding, ;) so you got your fort and we've got ours!!! and seeing as Lord and I are the only ones who know how to make SNOWBALLS!!! you guys are TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!
quickly instructs KingDavid how to make a snowball, " here like this buddy, pack 'er nice and hard!!! a little spit helps..right Lord?"

[butterflyangel]

QUIK iiholly pick a fort girl !!!!

[Lordathestrings]

... quickly instructs KingDavid how to make a snowball, " here like this buddy, pack 'er nice and hard!!! a little spit helps..right Lord?"And a little gravel in the centre for those really persistent attackers! :D

[iamthe_eggman]

And a little gravel in the centre for those really persistent attackers! :D

But NOOOOOO razor blades... that would be MEAN :mad:

[PRSplaya]

Down here in the South where I live, if it ever snows, the snowballs we make are like balls of rock hard ice, because the snow already has alot of moisture in it. It's probalby been 3-5 years since I've seen any snow down here though.

[Dr_simon]

because the snow already has a lot of moisture in it
????

Last time I looked snow was frozen water, which has quite a high moisture content ! :rolleyes:

[iiholly]

I choose... to... RUN AWAY! :eek:

[Lordathestrings]

????

Last time I looked snow was frozen water, which has quite a high moisture content ! :rolleyes:The higher air density at low altitude has a lot to do with it. Up here in Alberta most of the snowfall is very light, dry, powder because of the low temperatures and high altitude (~1100 meters above sea level). I use a broom to clear my sidewalk more often than a shovel. In Ontario (~300 meters above sea level) the snow is usually very wet and heavy. It's a major-league bitch to shovel that stuff. I found that a squeegee cleared off my car more effectively than the usual brush. (I found that moving to Calgary solved the problem entirely). :)

[kingdavid]

????

Last time I looked snow was frozen water, which has quite a high moisture content ! :rolleyes:
:D
Hey, this syrup is funny. It has so much sugar!!

[PRSplaya]

Thanks for clearing that up Lorda...

There's more moisture in the air down here (very humid in Mississippi), which causes the snow to stick together easier and be compacted tighter causing a very hard snowball.

[Jolly McJollyson]

I choose... to... RUN AWAY! :eek:

Fat lot of help YOU are... :rolleyes: