The official archive of stupid Ebay auctions

[finger_cruncher]

Okay, this is by no means exhaustive, but good for a laugh. :D

Drunk Armless Midget Picture CD:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5508659969

Air-Guitar:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4596&item=8118312564&rd=1

Absolutely Nothing:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14111&item=5508972564&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Human Soul:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1523&item=5508887527&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Human Urine Sample:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3149&item=5509344732&rd=1

I also found toe nail clippings for witch craft, but it appears Ebay removed the link to this item.


Feel free to add....

[iamthe_eggman]

Hey, it was late last night when I saw this, so I didn't get a chance to move it. Hope you find it, FC!

[TheDirt]

About a year ago or so, I saw an auction for "the contents of [his] pocket". It was some lint, 6 cents, and a paperclip. The winning bidder (yes, there were multiple bids!) payed like 6 bucks! Only in America...

Note: The human soul auction is no longer valid :(