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Jolly McJollyson
07-24-2004, 04:06 PM
What we need, is a giant fighting robot
With machine gun arms, and laser beam eyes
What we need, is a giant fighting robot
With metallic boots of gargantuan size

Metal Helmets made of steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with grease
Robots have no time for peace.

What they've got, is giant fighting robot
A giant fighting robot to melt all our minds
What they've sent, is an evil fighting robot
To distract our thoughts, and draw our eyes

Metal Helmets made of Steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with Grease
Robot have no time for peace

What we need is a giant fighting robot
To bring those hypnotists to their knees
What we need is our very own fighting robot
Our very own fighting robot just like the Japanese

Iron boosters fire the flame
Robots feel no woe nor shame
Flying forward to assault
Fighting robots have no faults

What they've got is a giant fighting robot
with laserbeam eyes, and machine gun hands
What they've done, is they took their giant robot
And mass distributed to foreign lands

Metal Helmets made of Steel
Robots have no time to heal
Lubricate their joints with Grease
Robots have no time for peace

We need to build a giant fighting robot
To bring our enemies to their knees
We needed to build a giant fighting robot
but they beat us to it, those clever Japanese.

So let's go build our giant fighting robot
with nuts and bolts, and everything else
Yes let's go build, our giant fighting robot
And place it on the Toys-R-Us Shelves!

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iiholly
07-24-2004, 11:00 PM
Pretty good... and how long have you been talking about this song? It all flows really well just reading it. I'd say more, but why make your ego any bigger?
iamthe_eggman
07-25-2004, 11:51 PM
Probably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!
TheDirt
07-26-2004, 10:19 AM
I'm trying to envision this song... I see a stadium, big hair, makeup, tight leather, heavy metal guitar, lots of pyrotechnics...

Or perhaps in a a smoke-filled, dimly-lit underground coffee shop, all black with a beret... "Yeah... what we need" *bongo roll* "is a giant" *tap tap* "fighting" *tap tap* "robot..." *tap tap tap tap*
Jolly McJollyson
07-26-2004, 05:18 PM
Probably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!


So wait, what did you originally write?
iiholly
07-26-2004, 05:58 PM
Probably the greatest lyrics I've read on this site.

NEXT!


Question is... how big of an accomplishment is that? Jolly's the man, man. :eek:
iamthe_eggman
07-26-2004, 10:42 PM
So wait, what did you originally write?

Umm, something about the lyrics sucking and making me feel violent. But then the rage subsided, as I noted. It was probably the lyrics that drove me to such a state of heightened wrath.
Jolly McJollyson
07-26-2004, 10:56 PM
Umm, something about the lyrics sucking and making me feel violent. But then the rage subsided, as I noted. It was probably the lyrics that drove me to such a state of heightened wrath.

Well it's nice that you changed your opinion so...extremely...
iamthe_eggman
07-27-2004, 08:23 AM
Well it's nice that you changed your opinion so...extremely...

YEAH, NICE FOR YOU :mad: :mad: :mad:
iiholly
07-28-2004, 05:50 PM
Do you know what we need?
iamthe_eggman
07-28-2004, 05:55 PM
Do you know what we need?

Ummm... no. WHy don't you tell me?
Jolly McJollyson
07-28-2004, 07:20 PM
Ummm... no. WHy don't you tell me?


A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!!!
iiholly
07-28-2004, 10:38 PM
And Jolly wins the million dollar prize! :eek:
iamthe_eggman
07-28-2004, 11:01 PM
A GIANT FIGHTING ROBOT!!!

Ohhhhhh...... I get it....



(umm... p.s. holly, i don't get it)
KonkerTheWorld
07-28-2004, 11:03 PM
ENCORE ENCORE!

u need a face-melting riff for thos lyrics mate tho
Jolly McJollyson
07-28-2004, 11:07 PM
u need a face-melting riff for thos lyrics mate tho

Way ahead of you man.
KonkerTheWorld
07-28-2004, 11:18 PM
i'm thinking a Darhon Malakian (System of a Down) power riff, with Axel Rose style vocals(soprano).
iiholly
07-29-2004, 05:32 PM
Ohhhhhh...... I get it....



(umm... p.s. holly, i don't get it)


I really didn't expect you to, so I forgive you. Next time though some **** will be going down though. :mad:
Jolly McJollyson
08-06-2004, 08:49 AM
I did it!!! It's finally on a tape.
1791
09-30-2004, 07:21 PM
I did it!!! It's finally on a tape.

you shoud post an mp3 on here cause its great lyrics but when I read
them I dont pictur a face melting riff I pictur a littile T.V. jingil for a
giant fighting robot

P.S. realy great lyrics
iamthe_eggman
11-04-2004, 09:22 AM
Robots have no time for peace.

This line is pretty funny. It makes me think of depressed robots who are too busy fighting to soother their psyches.
Jolly McJollyson
11-04-2004, 11:58 AM
This line is pretty funny. It makes me think of depressed robots who are too busy fighting to soother their psyches.
Yeah, I was happy with that line when all was said and done. Funny choruses are the best.
iamthe_eggman
11-15-2004, 08:21 AM
I did it!!! It's finally on a tape.

Great! Can you e-mail or fax it to me?
Jolly McJollyson
11-16-2004, 03:20 PM
Great! Can you e-mail or fax it to me?
I'm gonna actually put it on a CD in december, so I'll send it to everyone then haha, because I'm a loser like that.
iiholly
11-16-2004, 08:23 PM
You definitely have to send me a copy... i'll play it everyday of my life and worhship it... :eek:
Jolly McJollyson
11-16-2004, 08:29 PM
You definitely have to send me a copy... i'll play it everyday of my life and worhship it... :eek:
Wow, it's REALLY sad how much I wish that to be true.
iiholly
11-16-2004, 08:57 PM
Well, I'm already you're stalker, so that wouldn't be too huge of a step to take.
Jolly McJollyson
11-19-2004, 11:36 PM
Well, I'm already you're stalker, so that wouldn't be too huge of a step to take.
YIKES!!! :eek: